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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:17 PM
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Gather 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The Day
received via email from my elderly uncle :rofl:

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal
to the metal even more.Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he
tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.Then 110,
120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind
of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with
a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:20 PM
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1. Today is Wednesday
that joke doesn't make any sense
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:27 PM
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2. it does because i'm facing East
you must be facing South or some such inane thing
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:30 PM
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3. Geez Mat, the brazillion joke was funnier than that turkey...
x(
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:41 PM
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4. i know
;)
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