Bush Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

[RedEarth]

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

http://talkleft.com/new_archives/013747.html

[adriennui]

1. i was almost ready with a tinfoil

response.

[DrDebug]

2. Is My Pet Goat gone as well?

Or is it only The Little Engine That Could?

Now we have to organize a telethon...

[Libby2]

3. LMSAO !!

[liveoaktx]

4. Lemme guess-the first was his "Connect the Dots" book

5. how dare you insult the pretzeldent !

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Indeed. He has THREE books!

And two of them AREN'T coloring books!

[dogday]

6. They managed to save his personalized toilet paper

you know, the one with his face on every square....

[helderheid]

8. It was Iran.

Why do you hate America?

[Rob H.]

9. Behold yet another awesome power of the Clenis!

:evilgrin:

[RC]

10. Potty train him and stuff like this would not happen.

Damn, killed another thread.