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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:04 PM
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The Urinal Is Too High
Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 06:04 PM by Bleachers7
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly
to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees"
to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm Jeremy.... the jockey ........riding Silver
Arrow in the seventh race.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:06 PM
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1. !
Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 06:07 PM by eyepaddle
:wow:

I was about three or four lines into it before I realized where this was going! :D
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:07 PM
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2. Oh that was FUNNY!
dear oh dear.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:09 PM
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3. So, did she get to touch the jokey's wee-wee? Or just stare?
Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 06:10 PM by HypnoToad
And if she did get to touch it, does that mean she went "wee wee wee" all the way home? :rofl:
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