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pstokely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:29 PM
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Hummer Cologne
what does this stuff smell like?

http://www.99perfume.com/html2/HUMMER_m.htm
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:29 PM
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1. Dunno, but it makes you feel like your weewee is bigger.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:30 PM
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2. Probably like
colonic gas.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:30 PM
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Like Arnold's ass maybe ?
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:30 PM
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3. dupe
Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 11:31 PM by jeff30997
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:30 PM
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4. Is it made with bits of real panther?
Then you know it's good!
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:31 PM
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5. Spunk, saliva and lipstick?
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:33 PM
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6. Desperation
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:34 PM
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7. Raw crude oil.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 11:42 PM
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8. Also known as "I have a small penis" cologne.
WTF?? I'd like to see the idiots that buy this crap.
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pstokely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 12:20 AM
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9. The blood of our troops
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 12:22 AM
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10. Pretty awful.
I was at a Sephora in late summer 2004 when the sales rep was doing an instore training for the employees. All of her catchphrases she told the sales staff to use were hiliarious.

"This is a cologne for men who are daring and who like to take risks!"

(Translation: This is for very, very insecure men who like to run over things with their giant tires.)
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