You should interpret this post as a carefully hidden personal attack

[jpgray]

Just look at it for a while.












:shrug:












Keep looking. It's so secretive it looks and is completely innocent.














:shrug:













Try harder to be insulted! I took all this time out of my day to covertly attack you.













:think:




:o




:grr::nuke::grr:
:puke::puke::puke:
:eyes::eyes::eyes:
:nuke::nuke::nuke:









There you go! Now hit alert.

[MissHoneychurch]

1. are you bored or anything???

and HOW did you do it?????

[jpgray]

2. Trade secret. Hit alert and then meet me at the Secret Snarkery HQ (nt)

[MissHoneychurch]

7. not in the hot tub???

:cry:

[jpgray]

9. Don't feel too bad--the Secret Snarkery HQ has a minibar

All it's stocked with, however, is green creme de menthe and peppermint Schnapps. That will kick up the snark in anybody. :D

[MissHoneychurch]

12. Thank you

but I decline :)

[jpgray]

14. Rejected again

I'd direct you to this thread but we're already in it. :dunce:

[kick-ass-bob]

18. trade secret, my ass.

Just think "Underpants' underpants" with a change of direction.

:D

[southlandshari]

3. Noooooooo!

I already broke my new year's resolution not to ever do that once tonight!

:spank:


:P

[jpgray]

4. Hey, where's the little grey mod guy? You're out of uniform

We've only seen that from you in the mod/admin hot tub up until now. :P

[southlandshari]

6. I beg your pardon.

Everyone has seen my ass out of uniform because you STILL have it in your sigline pic, darlin'!

:hide:


:P

[RevCheesehead]

5. This post belongs in GD.

:spray:

[jpgray]

8. Now -that- I could alert on

This isn't chemtrails or tsunami machines, this thread is high art. :cry:

[RevCheesehead]

16. It's a thing of beauty.

it inspired me - it calls me to be snarky, or even a bit naughty.

Well done! :applause: :patriot:

[NMMNG]

10. Awww, isn't that cute

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. I don't know how I'm supposed to take that....

....

......

.........
.............

[jpgray]

13. I & A

EOM. BTW, WTF? TMI.

(I'd say "nice ellipsises," but that sounds vaguely obscene. :D)

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. YSFIFTL....

:eyes:

It does sound vaguely obscene. Why stop when you are on a roll. :)

[asthmaticeog]

17. (wildly out-of-proportion response to entirely imagined slight)

(irrelevant attack-screed that widely misses the point, though at great length)

[jpgray]

19. (I'm still out of parenthetical ideas from the last time we did this)

Your callousness in this regard is staggering. :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

20. (jeez, sorry)

I didn't mean anything by it. Christ, you're touchy!

[sundog]

21. and you think this is funny?

:shrug:

what are you trying to accomplish here? :shrug:

[jpgray]

23. Well, I can't be half as diabolical as you

I see hidden attacks in everything you post. Your "... / :thumbsup:" phase for example was clearly a comples death threat directed at those DUers who have gladiatorial ancestors.

[sundog]

54. good observation

[wildhorses]

22. leftover from a momentary lapse of reason

and suffering from undue paranoia







the wildhorses quietly backed away and hid in the woods




quietly awaiting there was



a pregnant pause

[jpgray]

30. That album was a forty-five minute lapse of taste

:D

[wildhorses]

31. maybe so but, it made for a tasteless post in a somewhat

jaded thread:silly:

[cleofus1]

24. once more

you ignore the posted rules of this board and launch a vicious and unwarranted personal attack against me...you need to get laid...and i did use spell check this time...so don't try mocking my spelling...

[cassandra uprising]

25. Oh you!

It's like you know the inner workings of my wee little heart.

Charmed! and recommended.

[jpgray]

26. Go away

You're classing up my insult thread. Only the most depraved, hatefilled cankers of DU society are supposed to see it. I'd better set this up:



Now go post something about the influence of Chinese graphic artists on Alphonse Mucha or something. :P

(nice to see you! :hi:)

[cassandra uprising]

27. I will not be denied!

You insufferable lout!



I can't go on!

[jpgray]

28. My ma was Catholic and my dad was Methodist

So I read "Guilt-Ridden Ennui" comics. :D

[cassandra uprising]

29. In the name of Sundog

:thumbsup:

[sundog]

53. i heard that

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Hey! Where you been?

:hug:

[cassandra uprising]

47. job hunting

I'm looking to get into finance. How f*ing ridiculous is that.

:scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Look, we're tired of it. It's not funny.

Everytime someone from your little clique posts a picture of a random object, it OBVIOUSLY is some sort of dig at a friend of mine. Now that I think of it, your very existence is a grevous insult. So Just stop it. We know what you're up to, you monster.


And furthermore, I want my Swing Out Sister bootlegs back.

[jpgray]

34. Check your PM

Because I will never send you one, and I want to waste your time.

Point, game, set AND match to me in the pettiness Olympics.

:yoiks:

[RandomKoolzip]

35. I'm tired of the backbiting and gossiping! It must end!

Check your PM.

[jpgray]

37. It's a good thing that publicly decrying backbiting in no way fuels it

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Are you accusing me of backbiting?

Don't you know the hell I've been through?! :cry:

[jpgray]

40. That depends

Did one of your bands ever play a wedding anniversary?

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Look, just stop it.

We all know "wedding anniversary" is code for "I hate your friend." Just stop it. Your little group speaks in code, and I'm sick of it.

You used to be a really cool person, you know. What happened to you? You're a total asshole now.


Anyways, I'm tired of personal attacks from you and want them to stop.

[jpgray]

45. Holy fuck you cracked my code

Suck on this:

"Sans-culottes on I-94"

[RandomKoolzip]

49. I'm alerting.

I KNOW this means something. I KNOW it.

[jpgray]

51. Hey, didja hear Chavez was really banned for posting a bestiality pic?

My source on this was loud and obnoxiously seeking attention, so I think it must be true!

[RandomKoolzip]

55. Well, he does have quite a large library of bestiality porn.

Sounds like you're jealous. Do YOU wish you had a large collection of bestiality porn?

Nanner nanner boo boo, jpgray doesn't have bestiality pics, nanner nanner....

[jpgray]

56. Closest I've seen recently involved an Amish guy and an eggplant

Well, it was purple with straps for sure, anyway.

:shrug:

[cassandra uprising]

57. It hurts!!! Uncle! Uncle!

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

59. Oh, that was a bucket of laughs.

I saw that too. Beats (literally) horse-relations by a Pennsylvania Dutch mile. What a feat!

[jpgray]

63. I once threw a fête for feet

But alas there are no pictures.

[RandomKoolzip]

64. Giddy-up!

I would have loved to see that. Check your PM. There are people on this thread who are talking about you.

[jpgray]

66. Oh shits! Be there a PM campaign against my honor?

How shall I defend myself from their false gossip? O woe, whoa, Moe, catch a tirumvir by its toe. :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

70. Your honor? Objection!

One must needs honor oneself before one may impugn the lack of it in others. And anyways, fuck you.

When will your personal attacks ever end?! :cry:

[jpgray]

75. Sustained, shitstain

My PA will end when the monitor of your pride is puked on by the drunken bandmate of justice.

[RandomKoolzip]

77. Lambent groatclusters!

Parsippany unguent twixt rotary nostril polarity.

Let the code-crackers figure THAT one out.


Oh, and jpgray is a whore.

[XNASA]

36. You bastard.

:grr:

[jpgray]

38. I forgot about Captain Flamechin

He should have had a place of honor in my smiley parade.

[RandomKoolzip]

41. I thought it was Lieutenant Soulpatch Conflagration.

[jpgray]

42. Maybe he's Asbestos-Robed Buddhist Protestor

[RandomKoolzip]

44. Maybe it's Edie Sedgwick?

The eyes are similar.

[jpgray]

46. Or Richard Pryor's Flashback

[RandomKoolzip]

48. Jpgray Goes There So You Don't Have To!

I was hoping to avoid talk of Richard Pryor. The man's body is barely even cold. :cry:

Sorry, he just means a lot to me.

[jpgray]

50. Richard would have wanted it this way

This is my way of saying that God is on my side.

[RandomKoolzip]

52. Again with the personal attacks!

Don't you know that I'm the only one who's ever faced adversity? Can't you and your little junior league snarky clique grow up?!

Stupid God! :cry: I blame you!

[jpgray]

58. Sorry, but it's clear to everyone the only one who can stop this is you

Mostly because -I- and others like me refuse to stop self-aggrandizing denouncements of people for their personal business, the facts of which are entirely unknown to anyone but the people in question. :D

[RandomKoolzip]

62. I had you all wrong.

I thought you were on the side of the little guy. Now I know it's ALL about "jpgray," who is decidely unlittle. If I were actually here to defend myself, there'd be hell to pay, you attention whore.

[jpgray]

69. The "little" guy has two people in his corner already

His filthy, bohemian, in-need-of-carpet-cleaner corner. :D

[RandomKoolzip]

72. "Bong!" goes the bell!

Back to your corners...standing eight count....ready....okay....COPULATE!

[dolo amber]

60. You're a douchebag

Oh wait...that's not hidden at all. I did it wrong. :(

[jpgray]

65. Would that be a thick-ass douchebag?

:D

[dolo amber]

68. Your inability to feel compassion is staggering

:cry:

[jpgray]

74. Your tragic choice of words was the worst disaster a DUer has suffered

My apologies. :hug:

[imperialismispasse]

61. I still have no idea whats going on but this thread is a lot funnier

than the other one.

[jpgray]

67. We aim to please

Harmless Lounge silliness is my medium, and I must defend it when it is grossly misinterpreted.

[imperialismispasse]

71. ...

By "Harmless Lounge silliness", you mean you think Im a failure as a man, dont you? DONT YOU??

[RandomKoolzip]

73. Tell your imaginary clique to stop spreading rumors about me...

And then we'll stop implying that you're impotent.

[imperialismispasse]

79. You think your getting away with that bicycle

but I know what your trying to say with it. Im alerting.

[RandomKoolzip]

80. Don't you know how my avatar has suffered?

Are you really that insensitive? What has happened to my precious Lounge?! No one respects a man who dresses nice anymore! :cry:

[jpgray]

81. I admit "My White Bicycle" did deserve more airplay

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

82. I KNEW you were a closet Steve Howe fan.

Steve Howe killed my dog. :cry:

[jpgray]

84. That isn't funny! A dog's life is not to be made the subject of fun!

You're just like this horrible person, who killed over religious differences:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

[RandomKoolzip]

85. I'm getting that joke tattooed on my scrotum.

SO you can laugh your ass off while you're servicing me. Hey, why shouldn't YOU enjoy it too?

[jpgray]

76. apostrophesarealsopasseiguess

:P

[imperialismispasse]

78. I have never learned how to use them!

Your insult just proves this whole thread is a thinly veiled attack against my friends. :cry:

[LaraMN]

83. I knew it! I knew it! STEP UP, Gray!

You really need to work on your quads.

[jpgray]

86. I'd better work on hers until I get the hang of it

[LaraMN]

87. You'll have to get through her boyfriend first...

[jpgray]

90. I'll distract him with a phony ten-page script for "Missing in Action III"

That way we'll both be busy for an hour or so if we each do our best. :D

[LaraMN]

92. You sure you wanna attempt that?

Because I have read that:

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

and that is an INTERNET-BASED quote, so it is necessarily TRUE!
:scared:

[jpgray]

93. What's the worst pun I can generate from that quote?

Since eggs are after all chicken embryos, could it be said Norris wanted to "chow young fat?"



With pun skills like that, is it really likely that I will be an easily Wendified backdoor man? The defense rests.

[LaraMN]

94. I think you better stick this in your mouth and run:

:rofl:

[Fenris]

88. You hateful sonofabitch!

I'll kill you! :grr:

[johnnie]

89. Coflimity

I think that sums it up.

[kick-ass-bob]

91. This took too long to read.

I gave up.

You bore me.