Rainbowreflect
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Thu Jan-19-06 09:35 AM
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This email made me laugh, so I had to share it. |
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Linament will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick did the trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.""BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Hugin
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Thu Jan-19-06 09:37 AM
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I don't feel so bad about my urge to ask pregnant women, "How'd that happen?" after reading this.
Thanks.
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Thu Jan-19-06 09:44 AM
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3. Just make sure they are actually pregnant before asking questions. |
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If she is not pregnant it could be embarrassing.
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Thu Jan-19-06 09:43 AM
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2. mind if I forward this on |
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to just about everyone on my address list?
it is too dang cute:)
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Thu Jan-19-06 09:59 AM
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4. Go for it! Spread the joy! |
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:00 AM
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:16 AM
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7. I think it was meant as a joke, |
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not a true story. At least that's how I interpreted it, but maybe that's just me. I've been told I have a weird sense of humor!
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:28 AM
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8. I did not bother to check it out. |
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I thought it was funny & did not care if it really happened or not.
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