Storytelling thread: using lyrics from songs.

[Beware the Beast Man]

I'll start the story- continue it using a line from a song:



Hey sister, why you all alone? I'm standing out your window.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. You’ll fire your musket but I’ll run you through

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Shoot that Fokker, kill that Sun.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Only the good die young

All the evil seems to live forever

[RandomKoolzip]

8. My ass is like "whoa."

[kick-ass-bob]

13. Don't worry,

be HAPPY!


:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

2. Ho yo to hooooooo!

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Bingo Jed had a light on.

[Misunderestimator]

10. Shine on... shine on harvest moon, for me and my gal.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Single out the kids who are mean to me....Mommy? Can I go out

and.....Kill tonight?

[Misunderestimator]

19. Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Those are some of my favorite Cole Porter lyrics.

The man could use the language!

[Misunderestimator]

23. What song is that from?

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

25. I think it was called "SouthSide Ballers: Still Scandalous."

Which I think was from the Score of "Oklahoma!" But don't quote me on that.

[Misunderestimator]

26. Oh right.. now I remember...

"Testes as high as an elephant's eye"

[RandomKoolzip]

27. That's the one!

And who could forget this couplet from Mr. Porter:

"If Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch/I'd always be broke/I'd never have no motherfucking Indo to smoke..."


Ah, the Fourties!

[Misunderestimator]

29. Brings a tear to my eye... love that period.

Remember this Gershwin lyric:

It ain't he said, and she said, fuck what you heard
When you live like that your life is mangled
In other words your neck is all tangled up
I ain't a hoe, I always go for mine

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Let's not forget Rodgers and Hart!

I can dance with Cindy, I can dance with Shaquita
Cause I know I can, I shall, I will
I feels I can, I felt
I plays with a whole lotta mil's
You ain't talkin 'bout nothin if you ain't talkin 'bout dollar bills (hey!)
Shorty glow shine, so fine, you gotta keep her (hey!)
Pretty toed, half Black, half senorita (hey!)
Coochie so good, make it hard for you to leave her
I'm a playa so even if I'm losin I never cheat her, uhh

-from 'Show Boat," 1948

[Misunderestimator]

47. Isn't that the long lost last stanza from "Can't help lovin that man?"

:cry:

I loved that show.

[anarch]

3. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.

Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I met a non-dairy creamer explicitly laid out like a fruitcake....

[yellowdogmi]

44. fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the street

stumbling naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week

[The_LongestName_onDU]

51. Strawberry fields forever.

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. And what lies behind it something like a chicken coop

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Sitting on a park bench.

[LynneSin]

11. I don't wanna be an American Idiot,

[asthmaticeog]

15. You can't always get what you want.

[LynneSin]

16. Don't go breaking my heart

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Girl, you know it's true.

[LynneSin]

18. Lying, Cheating, Hurting, that's all you seem to do!!!

LZ always comes through!!

[kick-ass-bob]

20. U got the horn so why don't u blow it (Go on and blow it)

:o

[LynneSin]

24. Macarthur park is melting in the dark.....

all the sweet green icing flowing down

Damnit, you knew how long it took for me to bake it and damnit, I'll never have that recipe again!!!
:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

21. "I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee."

Ben Vaughn Combo, 1988

[Texasgal]

28. Sorry seems to be the hardest word....

:)

[taterguy]

30. I apologize, now it's your turn can you look me in the eye and apologize

[datasuspect]

31. diamond in the back, sun rooftop, digging the scene with a gangster lean

[RandomKoolzip]

33. I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.

[datasuspect]

36. the dope on the street cheaper than the price of some meat

[RandomKoolzip]

38. And to my rescue, it was the S1W's!

[datasuspect]

40. i don't know karate, but i know kuh-RAZEEE!!!!!

[fudge stripe cookays]

50. .

:loveya:

Gotta adore someone who quotes William DeVon songs. Scuse me....SONG.

[Aristus]

34. And in the Master's chambers, they gather for the feast.

[datasuspect]

42. Here am I, flashing no colour, tall in this room overlooking the ocean

[sundog]

35. on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

[RandomKoolzip]

37. Warm smell of fajitas rising up through my derriere.

[sundog]

41. steely knives, blood, manson cult, helter skelter & shit like that

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Cocaine, hookers, afros, gigantic medallions resting gently

on tufts of chest hair, the crabs.

[sundog]

45. tell me can ya feel it, tell me can ya feel it, tell me can ya feel it

[RandomKoolzip]

46. Oh, I can feel it allright. Remember when Glenn Frey followed that hit

with this odd piece of racist poetry?

u gotta get the fuck out the crib)
i know, talkin bout i'm 31 and still livin wit her
so?
i know niggaz older than that
i'm still gettin this money though
(this mothafuckin money. nigga u tell her it come out yo pocket nigga u buy the bread)
that's what im talkin bout
i brang home the groceries shit(yea thats what im talkin bout)
wussup nigga? who is that?(what the fuck)
that look like that nigga lil' howard
oh shit!
(music: throw yo hood up if u representin)
wussup nigga?
they call u chingy now
(ching,ching) (laughing)
cost lot a lurr, pop a cop, drop a spurr
(laughing)
wuz up nigga? what's crackin though?
yea boy u doin yo thang, boy i see that nigga all on tv
(laughin) right thurr
how u been nigga? (yea) u know workin
man(i see u all on tv) yea, workin man
i know u got a job fo yo nigga though
(yea, wussup)give me somethin nigga
i can drive a bus. yea? somethin
i can rap fuck it (yep) ill knock out the hoes
spin somethin repeat 2x
check me out, check me out
nigga hard times (uh huh) make niggaz like me
nigga hard times...
man shut that shit up
well anyway nigga (keep yo head up keep writin)
we goin to the club tonite u want a ride?
we goin to the spot nigga, goin to the spot
(we might head up thurr) see whats crackin
yea nigga we... (we might slide through) wha.. what chu gon do
we might slide through. aight shit
we'll just see yall niggaz later man yall niggaz stay up
aight man keep yo head up
(leaving)
yea dog. man
i don't trust them niggaz. me neither
why he got that nigga wit him fo?
nigga out of here... i can do that nigga
put me on the track. a bop wop a doowop
nigga what
we could rap (nigga what)
fo real. i could rap somethin
rap my hand around this block
nigga, i bet u nigga (whatever nigga)
we need to catch that nigga sleepin we gon bling bling ya know? (hell yea)
fuck that nigga

And he wondered why it wasn't as big of a hit as 'The Heat is on." Whadda jerk!

[sundog]

48. he's fucking genius man

and the guest spots on miami vice proved his virtuosity as an actor

[datasuspect]

39. it was the 3rd of september, a day i'll always remember

[LynneSin]

49. Why don't we get drunk and screw

now that's a story!