So... Bin Laden is going to attack us again?

[johnnie]

:popcorn:

[XemaSab]

1. Depends

What are W's approval ratings today?

[johnnie]

3. I am guessing at around 20%

:scared:

[XemaSab]

7. Shit. We're hosed.

:scared:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Apparently.

But you're winning the war on terrorism, you know.

[johnnie]

4. We are winning?

:woohoo:

[EstimatedProphet]

8. We must be. Channel 5 is reporting that we're in danger.

[johnnie]

23. Oh Oh

So is Fox 8

:wow:

[Frank Cannon]

5. But somehow you're safer now than before 9/11/01

That having been said, go run and get that duct tape and plastic sheeting, because you're about to be attacked.

(And don't ask if this makes any sense. It's not supposed to. You're in terrible danger, yet the Bush administration is protecting you from terrible danger.)

[johnnie]

6. The strange thing is

I feel the same as I did on Sept. 10th, 2001. Oh, my joints are hurting a bit more these days, but other than that....

[XemaSab]

9. On second thought, what's he going to do?

Totally destroy a major American city resulting in the loss of thousands of lives and the displacement of hundreds of thousands of people which sets off a shitstorm of blame between city, state, and federal government with the rank and file citizens eventually deciding they're all incompetant assholes (the government, not the citizens) and if there's a disaster in our neck of the woods we'd better be prepared to save our own asses because the government's not going to do it for us?

Or something like that? :shrug:

[livetohike]

22. Well said XemaSab

:toast:

I hope we never forget Bush's actions during our own domestic catastrophe.

[libodem]

10. Not without MITHOP or LITHOP

They need the help of covert agents to pull off that kind of crap. But, i wouldn't put it past the administration to arrange a little demonstration of what 'can' happen if the sheeple ask too many questions or doubt the need for 'protection'. Just like mobsters extorting money for protection. Asshats.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. That's Bush Laden

and yes.

[RevCheesehead]

12. We've been warned for the past coupla weeks...

Haven't you seen the Homeland Security PSA's? You're supposed to have a plan by now. :eyes:

WHAT
ARE
THEY
HIDING
???

[LSK]

13. what do the GDers think?

:popcorn:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Well, yeah - fuckstick has to let him, probably in october,

because the elections aren't looking good for the fascists repukes.

[azmouse]

15. Should I be running around like a chicken with its head cut off?

Or is it ok if I go on with my life? :smoke:

[sniffa]

16. bring it on!!

[XNASA]

17. Not 'us'.

Just *you*.

[johnnie]

21. I can kick Bin Ladin's ass

Tell him to meet me at the flag pole at 3 o'clock.

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. Hold on a minute...I thought he didn't exist...

I thought he was a CGI character created by Industrial Light & Magic to prop the Republicans' global agenda. Because, as you know, no one hated America prior to 9/11.
:sarcasm:

Before anyone accuses me of being a troll, think again. It's a rib. Not everything is some evil RW plot. There really are people on this earth that hate us, and it sucks. But I'm not buying this "ooga-booga" shit every three months, either.

[johnnie]

19. I guess I should watch what I say

They are watching us here you know.

[Rambis]

20. Why isn't he dead W?

it is not like we had him cornered in the mts of tora bora and then outsourced the job to the warlords?:banghead:
Not that I am for killin people but why aren't the nazis up in arms that this guy is still around?

[pinniped]

24. What color is it today?

[bridgit]

25. that does remind me though, i need more duct tape...

:thumbsup:

[huskerlaw]

26. Of course! Look at *'s poll numbers!

He's gotta figure out some way to get the sheeple behind him again. Might as well enlist Osama's help.

[Fleshdancer]

27. only if the Democrats filibuster the Alito nomination

OBL is adamant about an up or down vote. Damn fundamentalist.