Fat people are harder to kidnap.

[REDKING]

[Orangepeel]

1. but easier to catch?

:shrug:

[ChoralScholar]

2. uh.... yeah.

<dons flame suit>
:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Can I ask why you posted this

as a former fat person....

[REDKING]

10. No offence was intended.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Ok, cool

[REDKING]

15. I have six sisters....they are all big .....Ilove them to bits.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Why is that, my dear REDKING?

I'd think that they'd be easier to kidnap, since they don't run as fast...

[REDKING]

7. Hiya Darlin

I was thinking of you last night.

[REDKING]

9. How are you all doing out OK I hope

[elshiva]

5. HUH? CONTEXT?

Another reason why I like being fat. I guess we all are harder to carry off.

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Right, but we move slower

so we can be molested.

Well, a boy can dream....

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Yeah, that's me, old "hard to kidnap"

[elshiva]

14. LOL! And We're easier to make fun of!

WOOOOOT!

[bigwillq]

12. Congrats on 100 posts!

:hi: :toast:

[ChoralScholar]

13. Aww...come on!!!!

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
Surely you guys aren't going to disappoint me!! In the olden days in the lounge, just USING the word fat would have brought down a crap-storm upon the OP.

Wheres the

"Overweight people have the same kidnap rights as everyone else!!! How dare you declare it more difficult!"

and the

"Many of my best friends are abducted fat people!!!"

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[elshiva]

17. FAT PEOPLE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

And now even easier to be made fun of! DA Ti DA!

[REDKING]

21. It was a bit of Graffitti I saw on a wall .

Why get upset it's just a joke. I am not here to hurt anyones feelings.

[philosophie_en_rose]

26. Without context, you leave yourself open to misinterpretation.

And there are lots of things that are "just jokes" that are truly offensive, regardless of intent.

I'm not offended by your post, but it's not really funny at all. It doesn't even make sense.

[elshiva]

28. Wellspoken. Next time just, please put this in some context.

It sure ain't funny when you've been burned all your life about this.

[REDKING]

33. Everything is interpetation.

How you judge is another.There was no offence intended or designed.Again if I hurt anyone I humbily apologize.Not my area.

[TheBaldyMan]

41. Aha so that's the forbidden F-word

[Cocoa]

16. that's why people are getting fatter

natural selection at work. I think you have a thesis topic. :thumbsup:

[Sugar Smack]

18. SO????

[elshiva]

20. Yup. My question too. Older people are easier to kidnap too.

That's why we're all getting older, natural selection at work.

[Sugar Smack]

22. OP's grating on my nerves dear elshiva.

Can't think of any other response.

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[elshiva]

23. Thanks, Sugar Smack.

:loveya: :hi:

[REDKING]

25. Hey Sug.

It was just a joke ...again I am not here to hurt anybody.
Not my area.

[Sugar Smack]

29. Honey, why do you insist on being abrasive?

It's a good question. I have no problem with people asking good questions, but BAD, HORRIBLE ones like that? It's silly & counterproductive.

[REDKING]

31. I am sorry,It was just a joke.

Not my way to hurt people..I do apologize to anybody I offended

[Sugar Smack]

32. How old are you, darling?

I asked you that before!


:D C'mon, you can tell me.

[REDKING]

37. I turned 41 on Tuesday.

17th of Jan.

[Cathyclysmic]

19. It's how Americans fight the war on terror

Everyone remembers after 9/11 how chimps told everyone to spend money to show pride in America, but few people remember his second request to eat more to make us harder to kidnap.

Of course, like everything else chimp touches, this theory turned to shit. Now we are just easier to spot.

[RevCheesehead]

24. who's got that "oh no, not this shit again" photo??

This would be a good place for it, IMO.

:banghead:

[elshiva]

27. LOL! Yep!

[Dangerously Amused]

36. At your service.

[REDKING]

39. Like it.

[elshiva]

40. THANKS!

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. And yet trolls are easier to spot, it seems.

[Redstone]

34. Oh, man, you're cruisin' for a bruisin' with that post.

Gotta use euphemisms for that particular condition around here; "lightness-challenged," maybe?

Redstone

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. And the real sensitive guy award goes to *RRRRRRIP*

oops...nevermind...wrong thread

[johnnie]

38. Maybe people in Ireland have a different sense of humor

Americans seem to be more uptight than most other countries I think.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

42. Locking.

This deep thought was brought to you by the pastry industry of america. No actual donuts were harmed in the locking of this thread.