HELP!!! I'm being repressed!

[Dave Reynolds]

[Arkham House]

1. Bloody Peasant!

[Dave Reynolds]

2. RUN AWAY!

[sakabatou]

17. Run Away!

[pokerfan]

6. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords ...

is no basis for a system of government.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power...

...just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

[elshiva]

3. We don't have a king we live on an autonomous collective!

[GrpCaptMandrake]

16. You're foolin' yerself!

We're lvin in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class..."

"Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again!"

[Arkham House]

4. Has Anyone Ever Noticed--

That just a few years after this film came out--*Jimmy Carter was attacked by a Killer Rabbit*???!!! Can this be *coincidence*??? I THINK NOT!!!!!

[Dave Reynolds]

5. With big, pointy teeth!

[sakabatou]

18. Killer rabit in motion.

[RevCheesehead]

7. You know, there's a script available at that website.

If you're gonna quote Python, you'd better do it right, or not at all.
I'm just sayin'.

:)

[Dave Reynolds]

11. pttttthhhh.

I fart in your general direction.

[alarimer]

8. I saw that movie for the first the other day

Very funny.

[pokerfan]

20. First time?!

Have you seen Life of Brian? If not, get thee to the local Blockbuster, stat!

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[alarimer]

23. It's on my Netflix queue

So I will see it soon.

[struggle4progress]

9. If you'd b pressed right the first time, you wouldn't need to b repressed

[GirlinContempt]

10. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

[ChoralScholar]

12. dangit.. someone always beats me to it!

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Bah, you beat me to it.

Love that scene.

[Missy Vixen]

14. "It's just a flesh wound!" n/t

[sakabatou]

19. "Look, STOP that!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. 'Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere...

"Oh... how'dja do!"





(Note sig line.)

[pokerfan]

22. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Brother Maynard: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[regularguy]

24. Farcical aquatic ceremony.

"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony..."

Oh man, good shit.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

25. I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor

just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!