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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 11:38 PM
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Silly-ass joke time
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow went in for a drink, and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150."
The robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, medical science, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and went back in.
Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100."
The robot started talking about culture, sports, entertainment, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50."
The robot said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"


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