Ok, that does it. I am leaving this planet

[MissHoneychurch]

they now actually driving cars .... we are doomed



:rofl:

[billyskank]

1. Once they figure out how to open cans

there'll be no need for us any more! :scared:

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Cans? Schmans.

If they can drive, they'll just go to KFC and get some fresh chicken.

[MissHoneychurch]

3. the day isn't far

that will be the last day of the human race :)


:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

4. OMG!

Never, but NEVER, let a kitty cat behind the wheel!:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. NOOOOOO!

Never, EVER, let a kittie behind the wheel! :rofl:

[billyskank]

6. Hi SeattleGirl!

:hug:

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

9. darlin' billy!!!

Seems ages since I've run into you! :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

7. You'll never know

what mischief they are up to next, aren't you?



:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Don't I know it!

I've got THREE! But I keep my car keys hidden from them! :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

12. Good thinking on your side

we wouldn't want them driving high on cat nip ...


:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Heh... she said

"nip."

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

14. ????

did I say something I am not supposed to say????????

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Only around me

when I'm feelin' sassy. :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

16. OK, you better tell me now

WHAT DID YOU TAKE????? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. A shower

That's all. I swear. O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

18. ya sure nothing was in the water???

and why aren't you replying to my nice post in your thread????

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. There's a lotta stuff in the water here

Nitric acid, phosphates, Red Dye No. 2, PCBs, small bits of metal...

Which post? Which thread? :shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

20. That must be it then

:scared:

this one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4619318&mesg_id=4619377

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. That didn't need a reply

"I'm not" is the punch line. Nothing comes after the punch line.

You played the scene perfectly, MissFlieganderZirkus. :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

22. LOL

I admit, you are right about that. I just LOVE Life of Brian. Cracks me up every time I see it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. It's their best film

I can't say it's their funniest — I cling to "Holy Grail" for that honor — but I love the message in "Brian."

And parts of it — particularly the first scene with Pontius Pilate — make me laugh uncontrollably every time.



"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend Biggus...

...Dickus?"



"What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name Biggus...

...Dickus?"



"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia.

Incontinentia Buttocks."

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

24. Yes. There are so many parts that make me laugh, I can't

decide which one I love most :rofl:


JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG: Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
STAN: Or woman.
FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself--
STAN: Or herself.
FRANCIS: Or herself.
REG: Agreed.
FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.
STAN: Or sister.
FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?
REG: I think you'd finished.
FRANCIS: Oh. Right.
REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
STAN: Or woman.
REG: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN: I want to be one.



REG: What?
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.



REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

[Swamp Rat]

25. We're the People's Front of Judea!

BRIAN: Are you the Judean People's Front?

REG: Fuck off!

BRIAN: What?

REG: Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.

FRANCIS: Wankers.

BRIAN: Can I... join your group?

REG: No. Piss off.

BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG: Stumm.

JUDITH: Are you sure?

BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

BRIAN: I do!

REG: Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN: A lot!

REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah...

JUDITH: Splitters.

P.F.J.: Splitters...

FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

REG: What?

LORETTA: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.

REG: We're the People's Front of Judea!

LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

REG: People's Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there.

P.F.J.: Splitter!

GOLIATH: pant pant pant Ooh. Ooh. I-- I think I'm about to have a... cardiac arrest. Ooh. Ooh.

SPECTATOR: Absolutely dreadful. Hmm.

CROWD: cheering

REG: Yes, brother! Ha ha. What's your name?

BRIAN: Brian. Brian Cohen.

REG: We may have a little job for you, Brian.

[MissHoneychurch]

28. Hello SwampRat

:hi:


good to see you again. How is life treating you? How is life treating NO?

[Swamp Rat]

29. Ich bin la-la.

And the future of my city is in question. Nothing, so far, has been done to protect it for next hurricane season. We really need the Dutch to help us since our current government is so completely incompetent. If a storm hits us next year, New Orleans will be gone forever, and so will I.



Und dir, wie gehts dir?

[MissHoneychurch]

31. Oh man, that really sucks

I wish one could do anything from so far away except watch in horror. How do you regard Nagins latest words about NO??

Is that the Orleans lilac you are using as avatar???

I am doing fine. Way less problems than you have. Mine are nonexistent compared to others.

[Swamp Rat]

32. Insane

He did more harm with those comments than y'all on the outside could ever know. I want him gone tomorrow... I've been sleeping on a moldy wooden floor and haven't had hot water for months. It is VERY hard to shower in water that is 1-10ºC. I haven't gotten mail for over a week either (actually, only twice in over 2 moths). I finally got electricity in my bedroom today, but won't get hot water for another month or two.

I made that avatar using Mardi Gras colours, a fleur-des-lis, and a peace sign.

[MissHoneychurch]

33. Is there anything I could send you?

that is when you get the mail?


I like that avatar.

[Swamp Rat]

34. Danke

Send 'good vibes' to my people and city.

Thanks. The avatar was created from this flag I made (a design I haven't yet finished):

[MissHoneychurch]

36. what else do you wanna do with it?

and good vibes are on its way to you all :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. 'You gonna keep it in a box?'

Funniest line in the whole film. I once laughed so hard that I couldn't get my breath.

"Splitter!" became a buzzword in a chat group I'm in.

"Oh, well... I'm going to bed."

"SPLITTER!"

:rofl:

Did you know George Harrison is briefly in "Brian"?

[MissHoneychurch]

27. no I didn't

which scene???

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Some web sites say he plays a camel salesman

and has one line: "Hello." But I don't remember that. I'll have to watch it again.

Where I spotted him was in the "You're All Individuals" scene, as the people are leaving. Harrison is among them. If I remember correctly, he's wearing a dark-colored hood trimmed in red. He's only on camera for two or three seconds.

[NMMNG]

8. How precious. I hope s/he has good insurance though.

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

10. I played "Leaving This Planet" tonight

You should been there

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. We've still got time! They don't do it very well!

So that's who was in front of me on I-94 yesterday! :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

37. if you see this, you know for sure