I think horses live in the apartment above me

[AlienGirl]

Every night they stomp around with nearly seismic force. From the sound of it, they must be Clydesdales.

Tucker

[Elidor]

1. I used to have a prussian drill team above me

I called them the Bam-Bams, because with every step they slammed their heels into the floor so that the ceiling shook: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! And they always wondered why I snarled at them on when I encountered them on the stairs.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Are you zoned for livestock?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

3. horses live down the hall from me, they gallop past peridoically...

x(

[hfojvt]

4. Things like that are why I always hated apartments

then again, we, or my brother and sister, used to do almost the same thing when mom was downstairs trying to watch her soap opera (As the World Turns)

[cboy4]

5. Hmmm, maybe it's not the sound of horses

but the tha-da-da-dump sound of your Republican neighbor's photocopy machine making illegal ballots for the upcoming election?

Sure, the election may still be about 10 months away, but it's never too early for the GOP to begin cheating.....again!