I woke up from my nap to a horrible sight!

[WillParkinson]

I felt a strange pressure on my chest and opened my eyes. When I did I saw a horrible sight.

CAT ASS!

Apparently Cider likes to sleep on my chest and when I woke he stood up and stuck it in my face.

The cat is evil I tell you! EVIL!

[Pale_Rider]

1. Cats are evil ...

... coming from someone that has two of the beasts. Anyway, same deal here, cats like their tushes warmed by people's breath.

[neuvocat]

2. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

That's just wrong. Wrong I tell you!

[Cleita]

3. Ah come on, cat asses are among the cuter ones

of the animal kingdom and they are very clean from all that licking. Now when your cat licks you, you know where that tongue has been before. :evilgrin:

[WillParkinson]

5. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Thank you SO much.

Actually, the cat was trying to suckle on my ear. Unfortunately drew a bit of blood because he was being VERY insistent.

[Padraig18]

4. Ewwww, the HORROR!

Be grateful it wasn't a cat with gas, however... :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. My cat often wakes me up in that manner and he is black with a

pink asshole..in fact, I have posted before that when I was in the south, last time ..southerners cook their chilidogs that pink color...I bit into one and it looked just like my cat's asshole..I can't eat anything that looks just like my cat's asshole.

[scottcsmith]

7. Cats are great

Most of the time. When it's time for breakfast both of my cats head into my bedroom and climb on me and start licking me to wake me up and feed them. They usually hit my wife first, but she's smart enough to ignore them, so they move on to me, knowing that I will obey. I guess that's kind of pathetic.

[WillParkinson]

8. Pathetic?

Hardly. If you try to ignore them they will just up the ante!

[Interrobang]

9. Whenever my cat feels he has to sit on my chest, head down...

I always tell him, "Hey! I wanna see the end with the face on it! That's the cuter one." Maybe someday he'll get the message. :)

[Don_G]

10. Not Wearing Skivies

Maybe they want to keep that part of their anatomy warm from your breath.