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Fri Jan-20-06 03:26 PM
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... |
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couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job and seamed more exciting than it was Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it so we parted. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just wasn't at home on the range Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. Mining was interesting, but then they gave me the shaft. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but my net income was reel low Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. So then I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but there were too many undercurrents. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a history teacher until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind and the job had no perks. So I retired and I found I am a perfect fit for the job!
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:28 PM
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1. I tried working at a supermarket, but I got sacked. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:30 PM
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2. I wanted to be a baker |
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but I couldn't raise the dough.
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texas1928
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Fri Jan-20-06 04:45 PM
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13. I was working in a blanket factory... |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:31 PM
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3. I was going to be a watchmaker |
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But I never found the time.
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:33 PM
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4. Then I answered an ad for a professional craps player |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:36 PM
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6. And then, I bought "a honey dipper" that cleaned septic tanks. |
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Crappy job. I didn't really give a shit whether I got fired or not.
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:33 PM
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5. Then I worked in an optometrist's office. |
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I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:51 PM
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8. One year they wanted to make me poster boy... |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:42 PM
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7. Oh please, don't PUNish us.... |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:56 PM
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10. A good pun is its own reword. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 05:35 PM
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thanks, I'll add that line to my repetoire.... ;)
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Fri Jan-20-06 05:48 PM
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16. A good pun will clear a room n/t |
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Fri Jan-20-06 06:53 PM
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20. I thought that was a fart. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:53 PM
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9. Did I start all this by telling you that bad pirate joke? |
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Fri Jan-20-06 03:59 PM
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11. Yep it is all your fault. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 04:31 PM
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12. Worked on a porn movie once |
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But I couldn't keep it up
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Fri Jan-20-06 05:47 PM
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15. Orange you the Lucky one |
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Fri Jan-20-06 06:50 PM
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Fri Jan-20-06 05:49 PM
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17. I was a pilot, but I had to bail. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 06:52 PM
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19. I am going to the country going to eat me alot of peaches. |
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I am going to the country going to eat me alot of peaches Peaches come in a can They were put there by a man Who worked in a factory all day with his hands. I am going to the country going to eat me alot of peaches....
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:07 PM
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24. But I heard there were pits... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 07:12 PM by texas1928
:P
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Fri Jan-20-06 06:53 PM
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21. Man, I'm glad prostitution is illegal... |
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:08 PM
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25. Nah that has its ins and outs. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 06:59 PM
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22. I had a good job in a bloomer factory |
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pulling down fifty a week.
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:05 PM
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23. Are there women inside them? |
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