George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week ...

[texas1928]

when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe, and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and said, "Excuse me, sir, aren't you Moses?"

The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing.

Again, George W asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me, sir, but aren't you Moses?"

Again the old man stared at the ceiling, motionless, without a word. George W tried a third time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at the ceiling. One of George W's aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet."

To which the old man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied, "I can hear you, and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a BUSH I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness."

[gizmo1979]

1. tee hee

:hi:

[momophile]

2. reminds me that I voted for Carter in the third grade...

and when telling everyone to vote for him as well my reasoning was "Do we really want a vice president named 'Bush'?"

Turns out my reasoning wasn't so stupid afterall.

[bigwillq]

3. LOL!

:hi:

[texas1928]

4. Kick

:kick: