OK. You're in hell. What's on Satan's Ipod?

[stanwyck]

What do we have to listen to for eternity? (not that any DUers will end up in hell).
For me, country and western. (with the exception of Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, and Willie Nelson).
That horrible "Horse With No Name" song. And "Brandy". Plus, soundtracks from Broadway musicals.
How about you? Whose music is torturing you...for eternity?

[GOPisEvil]

1. KennyG and Celine Dion

:scared:

[azmouse]

2. Any song from Led Zepplin or Bruce Springsteen

[TheProphetess]

3. MacArthur Park by Richard Harris

Oy!!

[anarch]

4. I'm in Hell? Well, that explains a lot.

For one thing, now I know why I keep hearing that EMF song with the lyrics changed to "Crumbelievable".

[djeseru]

5. Any of that diva/girl crap...

...for example: Britney, Lindsey, Hillary. Country music: most, if not all, of it post-1990. Muszak.

I could probably come up with more examples I'm sure. x(

[LeftyMom]

6. Air Supply

His Darkness really digs "Lady in Red" and other overplayed 80's pop shit.

[supernova]

7. This guy...

[Left_Winger]

8. The Captain & Tennille

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Spice Girls are featured heavily

"Wannabe" is the first 50 songs...over and over again.
Then Britney Spears "Oops I did it again" has to be repeated at least 25 times.
New Kids on the Block "The Right Stuff" multiple times too.

[Maddy McCall]

10. Gloria Estefan and Michael Bolton. And Richard Marx.

Just about anyone who's on the Time Life "Romance" collector's CD. Everytime that commercial comes on, I heave. :banghead:

[Burma Jones]

11. Lee Greenwood

Yep, Lee Greenwood

[AlCzervik]

12. My Humps by the black eyed peas stuck on repeat.

[WeRQ4U]

13. Ben Folds Five's "Satan Is My Master"........

For an ego booster.

[madinmaryland]

14. Tapes of "W"s state of the union addresses.

And all of his other mangled speeches.

:scared:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Bob Dylan and Frank Sinatra.

Oh God, here come the flames...


:yoiks:

[stanwyck]

18. Yeah, watch out for those Dylan

folks....I work with a couple diehard fans. You're talking heresy.

[SOteric]

16. Michael Bolton.

[gollygee]

17. We Built This City on Rock and Roll

and lots of Meatloaf. Especially the one about objects in the mirror being closer than they appear or whatever. Really, any Meatloaf. Ugh. The more recent the Meatloaf, the worse.

[Initech]

19. Lots and lots of boy bands

NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, all of them! :scared:

[bridgit]

20. I Want To Know What Love Is...

:rofl:

[jobycom]

21. All the good stuff. Satan has impeccable musical taste, and all the best

singers and musicians. Heaven's got people like Pat Boone and Amy Grant (well, they will one day). And hopefully Charlie Daniels. (I'm sticking to the Pat Robertson opinion of Heaven and Hell, for what it's worth).

edited for bad speeeling.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. To quote Bart Simpson: "All the best bands are affiliated with Satan."

[jobycom]

23. So, you're saying I think like Bart Simpson?

:woohoo:

[ghostsofgiants]

39. No, "woohoo" would be thinking like Homer.

[tigereye]

30. that sounds about right, Primate

[stanwyck]

26. You have a point. Heaven for climate

Hell for Company.

[bif]

24. "The Horse with no name" & Neil Young

[Lady Freedom]

25. The Best G.W Bush

[khashka]

27. Country and Western

But no Patsy Cline - they only play her in Heaven and gay bars.

But yeah - Country. That's hell.

Khash.

[Left Is Write]

28. Satan's iPod...

What I Am by Edie Brickell
Anything by the Thompson Twins
9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Anything by Europe
Honey by Bobby Goldsboro (sorry, MrsG)

There will be more to add to this as I think of them.

[maveric]

29. Christian Rock.

Aint nuthin heavenly about that stuff!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

31. Country, for sure. And "Afternoon Delight."

Worst. Song. Ever.

:puke:

[WCGreen]

32. Free bird.....

[Ramsey]

33. Right wing Republican

Tone deaf Country Western singers splitting their pants to praise GW Bush and anyone who wants to kill brown people.

[pscot]

34. He's a big Perry Como fan

Whitney Houston too. I think he owns her.

[DanCa]

35. Patridge Family I think I love you. Non stop all day.

With periodic break ins of Toby Keith and Britney Spears.

[KamaAina]

36. Sympathy for the Devil, Devil with the Blue Dress On...

and so forth, would be on Satan's own iPod. And I'll bet he wouldn't have get some demon to load them on there for him! :evilgrin:

edit: oh, and naturally, The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

[jeff30997]

37. John Asscrack singing "Let the Eagle Soar!"

[Kellanved]

38. Modern Talking

It has to be.

[SofaKingLiberal]

40. The Radio Factor n/t

[Robeson]

41. "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go".......

...you know, heaven sounds boring to me, but if I had to listen to that crap in hell, I think I'd have to find some middle ground....

[NMMNG]

42. The complete and uncut sermons from the 700 Club

On and endless loop. :banghead:

[Fox Mulder]

43. Christian music.