My first job was programming binary load lifters

[Rabrrrrrr]

[skygazer]

1. But are you programmed in protocol?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Yes! It's my primary function!

[skygazer]

3. I don't need a protocol droid.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Of course not, sir. Not in an environment such as this.

That's why I have been programmed for sensual massage and the entirety of the Kama Sutra. And I come with an entire suitcase of accessories.

[skygazer]

5. Follow me then.

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. DAMN!

I hate when someone beats me to a sweet deal at the swap meet!

:mad:

[hickman1937]

16. Eet shuta! n/t

[SlavesandBulldozers]

7. your ton-ton will freeze before it reaches the first marker

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Then he'll see you in hell!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. -random bleating of ton-ton here. -

n/t

[bridgit]

10. i still have no need for a protocol droid...

[DJ MEW]

12. Do you speak batche

Yes, and can also give you annoying statistics when you least want to hear them.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. I have the death sentence on 12 systems........

you should watch yourself.

[DJ MEW]

13. I'll be careful

[CrownPrinceBandar]

15. YOU'LL BE DEAD!!

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[DJ MEW]

17. this little one's not worth the effort now let me get you something

[DS1]

14. good god, i was thinking a totally different movie

it sounds so much like the powerlifter scene in Aliens

[spacelady]

18. When cars got computerized? Otherwise, my car's lifters need a boost.