Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:10 PM
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OK. You're in hell. What's in Satan's media room? |
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I'm thinking, a DVD collection of Adam Sandler's entire ouevre, all seasons of Friends, and Top Gun, tied into a massive 110 inch plasma screen with full THX surround. And Star Wars, Citizen Kane, and Lawrence of Arabia on Beta, tied into a 6" fuzzy black and white TV with a tinny speaker that you have to hold away from you, at a 45 degree angle, and not move, for it to work.
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:11 PM
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1. Back to back Brady Bunch episodes, on a continuous loop. |
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Now THAT'S some scary shit....:scared:
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Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:12 PM
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2. Run through a 48000 inch screen! |
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:42 PM
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4. Why stop there? Let's make it a 60000 inch screen |
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:14 PM
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Die Hard and however many sequels it puked out.
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Fri Jan-20-06 07:43 PM
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5. Sean Hannity's Greatest Shits |
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Fri Jan-20-06 09:37 PM
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6. The 700 Club DVD Collection |
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in a 100,000 disc dvd player!
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Fri Jan-20-06 09:38 PM
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7. The Collected Works Of Larry The Cable Guy |
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Plus the complete first season of Blue Collar TV.
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Fri Jan-20-06 09:46 PM
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8. All the phone taps of my neighborhood. |
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Mine included.
Agent Mike is my personal DJ.
And that's why tonight I'd like to dedicate it to every FBI man in the audience. I know you can't say nothin', you know, you can't get up and say "Hi!" cause then everybody knows that you're an FBI man and that's a drag for you and your friends.
They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't get up and say nothin' 'cause other wise, you gotta get sent back to the factory and that's a drag for you and it's an expense for the government, and that's a drag for you.
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Fri Jan-20-06 09:53 PM
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9. The video monitor is a 10" 1948 Motorola TV. |
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The speakers are Sparkomatic. The amps are early transistor Heathkits, with electrolytic coupling caps and driven deep into clipping.
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Fri Jan-20-06 09:59 PM
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10. Oh, thank Satan for the clipping! |
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Edited on Fri Jan-20-06 09:59 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Sound isn't truly Satanic until there's clipping, especially in the 300-1000 Hz range.
And anything over 8000 Hz should be excessively amplified.
And to make up for the lack of low-end mung, there should be a large guy, one of those guys they used to use to hammer tunnels for railroads, hitting you with a sledgehammer.
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Fri Jan-20-06 10:10 PM
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You don't know clipping until you overdrive a vintage Kustom head! That fucker will shave yer head and sever yer seminal vesicles!
As for the bottom, you are certainly correct. They have not yet designed the tuned mini-truck sub cab that could match Mighty John Henry! :rofl:
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Fri Jan-20-06 10:13 PM
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12. David Schwimmer. Naked. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 10:14 PM
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13. The newest HDTV monitor which can only show American Idol rejects. |
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Fri Jan-20-06 11:23 PM
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And he has Bob Crane there to ontroduce them in person...
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