OK, You're in hell. Who does Satan have to win the Super Bowl?

[maveric]

Satan LOVES his Steelers!

[sasquatch]

1. How else can you explain the Steelers success?

It's kind of obvious Jerome Bettis sold his soul to win the Super Bowl.

[jobycom]

10. Coaching, Big Ben, a fast defense, Polamalu and Porter, Jake Plummer

and other highly overrated opponents.

If Bettis did sell his soul, he got a lousy return on it. That fumble on the goalline was too funny for words!

[TheProphetess]

2. Steel goes well with fire

:shrug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. The Pats are out. The rest of the post-season is hell anyway.

[calico1]

6. I totally agree. n/t

[LynneSin]

4. I'm saying Pittsburgh just so Lynn Swann can milk it all in the elections

Swann is running for PA Governor on the repuke ticket. Rendell happens to do the Comcast Eagles Post-Game show.

You do the math.

Oh, and Swann gives Rendell shit saying if elected governor he wouldn't waste his time doing football shows when the state needs to be run. Well, don't you think that on a fricking Sunday evening on the man's free time that he should be allowed to do something fun. Not like he's spending 10 weeks at a time on a 'ranch' in Crawford Texas

:puke:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Seattle Seahawks!

You know, we are the least church-going state in the Union. :)

[JVS]

7. In hell it is always the Cowboys who win the Super Bowl

[momophile]

9. I'll second that. nt

[jobycom]

11. Cowboys are God's team, and they win no matter where they SB is held!

[JVS]

16. The Steelers are God's team.

[jobycom]

17. Not according to God. He doesn't even like the AFC.

[Servotron]

18. Apparently not so.....

...Because if the Steelers were God's team, Satan wouldn't be standing next to Lynn Swann.

[MrSlayer]

13. You got that right.

I hate the Cowgirls more than I hate the Chimp. I got some satisfaction out of seeing them choke the playoffs this year after hearing their cockroach fans crow.

[DanCa]

8. Cowboys vs the Bills (nt)

[Wapsie B]

12. Arizona

[jobycom]

15. That wouldn't be Satan, that'd be Henny Youngman or some other

comedian!

[jobycom]

14. Dunno, but Satan's been choosing both teams lately.

New England, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Seattle... Better than Nyquil, those Super Bowls. I'd be just as interested if Guam played Madagascar in cliff diving.

But I'll still watch. Cause it's still better than watching regular tv.

[fortyfeetunder]

19. I believe in divine intervention

And the day after the Seahawks beat the Redskins, we had sun and no rain, after 26 days...and then no rain on NFC championship day.

Therefore, Satan will be conquered by divine intervention and the angels will provide a Seahawk win in SBXL.

Alleuia!