Rabrrrrrr's top 35 words to use in your resume

[Rabrrrrrr]

This is actually from another thread, but I'm proud of it.

Murderous
Mephitic
Phlegmatic
Harasser
Gross

Bloviator
Flatulent
Sadistic
Horny
Obdurate

Temperamental
Eldritch
Venomous
Stigmatic
Opprobrious

Impulsive
Combative
Slothful
Craven
Undisciplined

Screamer
Weaselish
Judas
Perfunctory
Byzantine

Committable
Nettles
Offensive
Self-focused
Execrable

Libelous
Contumelious
Barbaric
Traducing
Heinous

[DS1]

1. Love it!

:rofl:

[DS1]

2. I just had the greatest idea

After I get a real job, which will hopefully be soon...

You and I should create a fictitious, totally fucked up job searcher on monster.com and just apply for the first 50 jobs a day.

Definitey squeeze in many of the above words in the resume, write screwed up cover letters, post any correspondance with hiring managers online :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Bwuhahahahahaha! Especially if we use the more unusual words,

like Traducious and Mephitic.

"Awarded 'Most Mephitic IT Department Employee' 8 years in a row"

"Strive diligently to maximize traduciousness in all teams"

"Self-Developed the Contumelious Management Style (CMS), now used at the top levels of almost every Forbes 500 company, and is the only accepted management style in the Republican Party".

[GOPisEvil]

4. Throw in a "cromulent" and an "embiggened" too.

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I just edited my post so it's funnier

embiggened - that's brilliant!

"In 4 years, embiggened my department through vicous adherence to non-cromulence"

[GOPisEvil]

6. This might be the most brilliant idea ever.

Or I just might be bored out of my fucking skull. Either way...good call, DS1.

[DS1]

8. There's a Mr. Plankton Goobowski on the line about the networking position

I visciously reengineered the metaframe with a full-out pincer assault on the IP stack using a flatulent blend of custom APIs and stabification

[GOPisEvil]

9. Ah, good ol' Plank...

...no one stabifies like him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. And truly the most flatulent pincer assaulter in the firm

[doubleplusgood]

7. phrases: "Unjustly indicted" & "model prisoner"

[barb162]

10. And you should be proud! So what's wrong with syphilis?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Syphylitic would be kind of funny.

But it doesn't really have much to do with personality or anything that would have an effect on other people in an office environment.

[wildhorses]

13. how about...

odorous
questionable
tardy
incorrigible
absent minded
loud
obnoxious
caustic
sarcastic
prophetic
judgment
toxic
pyromaniac
agoraphobic
antisocial

[GOPFighter]

14. Might as well throw in some new stuff

phlemacious
flumocious
crumnagle
farticious
smegmanamous

thistlated
obnoxinamer
penishent
analoctored

mucousenicient
masterbatorator

[LaraMN]

15. What about; voluptuous, narcoleptic, and flexible?

:o :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

16. sheesh - you could have at least alphabetized it.

are you getting lazy?

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I would have, but I'm an inexorable byzantine

[XemaSab]

17. Meretricious: it sounds good

but it ain't! :D

[salin]

19. also "sycophantish" - unless applying

to the bush administration - then it is a MUST include word.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Ah, that's good one!

And obsequious!

[southlandshari]

21. "You can only recommend threads started in the past 24 hours"

:banghead:

I would have been recommendation #4 if time hadn't run out.

One of the funniest threads I've read in a while...

:rofl: