I'm gonna pull a "George Bush" tonight...

[driver8]

First, I'm going to have a couple of beers at the local bar. I'm going to get in my car, go over to a "guy I know's" house and get myself an 8 ball of coke and some weed. I'm going to drink a few more beers, do a couple of bong hits and then start in on the coke.

When I'm good and fucked up, I'm going to get in my car and drive some more -- I may drive erratically just to challenge the cops...see if they can catch me. When they do finally catch me and pull me over, I'm going to tell them that "the laws don't apply to me. I can do whatever I want." I'm then going to tell them, "I will continue to do what I want, when I want, and there isn't a damn thing that anyone can do to stop me."

What do you think? Will it work?

(Just to let you know, I would never get in a car and drive drunk.)

[Aristus]

1. Be sure and run over Laura Bush's boyfriend while you're at it.

:silly:

[rsmith6621]

2. Let Me Know How it Works Out For You.

EOM

[babylonsister]

3. This is precious and depressing. Switch out

the 'I'm going to's..." to the "I'm gonna...", and I think you've got it!
Sadly.

[driver8]

4. You're doin' a heckuva job...an' ah appreciate it. n/t

[Sydnie]

5. I am relieved

I thought you were planning on choking on a pretzel or falling off your bike.

Hell, have a heck of a time then!

[SPKrazy]

6. Unless You Are Rich and Politically Well Connected

Like * was when he drove around like that (now he can only be driven around like that)

You probably would only get the sh!t beat out of you by Police fascists pissed about having to work Friday night.

[driver8]

7. Not lookin' like this, I won't!!

[yellowdogmi]

8. I thought you were going to try and

screw every single american, male and female. 8 to 80.

[northofdenali]

9. Where did you manage to borrow it?

The aircraft destroyer? The banner's easy, and you can always put socks in your flightsuit.........

:P

[meow2u3]

10. Send some of your goons to kill the enemy

if you know what i mean :evilgrin: