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Once upon a time, a Sultan was blessed with the birth of a son after years of hoping. The boy immediately became the apple of his father's eye. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan asked him, "Son, I love you very much. Your birthday is coming soon -- what would you like?" His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." His father bought him American Airlines. Just before the boy's 7th birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my pride & joy. ask what you want for your birthday - whatever it is, it's yours." The son told his father he would like a boat, so his father bought him the Princess Cruise Line. Just before the 8th birthday the Sultan said, "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. What would you like for this birthday?" The son said that he loved watching cartoons. The Sultan bought him Disney Studios. Just before the son's 9th birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my life. Your birthday is coming soon - what would you like to have?" The son, who by now adored everything Disney, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse getup & a Goofy outfit." So his father bought him the Republican Party & Fox News....
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