Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen

Starts to die about halfway through, but the beginning 20 minutes are pure comedic genius.

[SeattleGirl]

2. I love this movie!

Didn't think I would, but I cracked up all the way through it!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. I was embarrassed I was laughing. OMG.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Gad, me too

Especially because I bad mouthed it before I even saw it, then got drawn in!

[pokerfan]

5. ''That movie has warped my fragile little mind''

[NMMNG]

6. Blame Canada!

[Fox Mulder]

7. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!

:popcorn:

[Servotron]

8. Funniest scene in the movie

MR. GARRISON: Okay, children, let’s take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two?…C’mon children, don’t be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?

CLYDE: Twelve?

MR. GARRISON: Okay. Now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard. Anyone?…Come on, don’t be shy.

KYLE: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

CARTMAN: {mocking Kyle}

KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!

CARTMAN: ‘ey! Don’t call me fat, you fuckin’ Jew!

MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?

CARTMAN: "Jew"?

KYLE: No, he’s talkin’ about "fuck." You can’t say "fuck" in school, you fuckin’ fatass.

MR. GARRISON: Kyle!

CARTMAN: Why the fuck not?

MR. GARRISON: Eric!

STAN: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

MR. GARRISON: Stanley!

KENNY: Fuck.

MR. GARRISON: Kenny!

CARTMAN: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?

KIDS: {gasping}

MR. GARRISON: What did you say?

CARTMAN: Oh, I-I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was: {speaking through bullhorn} "How would you like, to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

KYLE: Holy shit, dude.

[ET Awful]

9. Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission

Battalion 5, raise
your hands-

Chef is in Battalion 5 and dutifully raises his hand.

Then he looks around and notices to his surprise that
everybody else in his section is also African American.

GENERAL PLYMKIN
You will be the all-important first
defense wave, which we will call
'Operation Human Shield'.

CHEF
Hey, wait a minute...

GENERAL PLYMKIN
Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human
Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But
don't lose your spirit men! Stay until
the bitter end. Battalion 14?

A bunch of white guys raise their hands.

GENERAL PLYMKIN
Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The
Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5
here-

He points to a spot on the 3-D map.

GENERAL PLYMKIN
-and try not to get killed for God's
Sake. Are there any questions men?

Chef raises his hand.

GENERAL PLYMKIN
Yes soldier?

CHEF
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation
Proclamation?

GENERAL PLYMKIN
I don't listen to hip-hop.