OPEN INVITATION: Mock the hell out of me.

[ghostsofgiants]

Come on, you know you want to. Think my shyness is childish? Say so! (Though that's been done to death, haha, and originality counts!) Think my taste in music and movies sucks? Let me know! Think I'm lame for not drinking? Shove that virtual funnel down my throat and pour in that sweet hundred-proof mockery!

[Call Me Wesley]

1. I think you might consider me 'old',

otherwise I would have been very, very happy to have a friend like you back in these days.

You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed off nor being mocked. Walk tall.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. That's not mockery!

:P

I tend not to think of people online as any given age. I constantly forget that most people here are older than I am, actually.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Sure it's not mockery.

I suck big time at mockery. Nah, I don't mock, honestly.

Age is just an overrated illusion, believe me. :pals:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Haha, you're just too damn nice.

I appreciate it though, haha. You and Heidi are definitely two of my favourites around here.

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Thank you.

And back atcha you!

We just leave the hateful or mean stuff to someone else. I have no time nor energy for it, really.

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. I think that you're a lovely human being, and quite cute to....

Just that your hair looks like Chewbacca coughed up a hairball.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Hahaha, well played.

:thumbsup:

[Radical Activist]

3. attention whore!

I don't know much about you so that's all I could come up with. :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

5. That works!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Speaking as your media relations person

for your presidential campaign, mockery would not be in the best interests of you or your party.

Ain't gonna do it.



Uh... what is your party again?

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Well CMW suggested I choose Nader as a running mate...

So I guess we'd be the Pissing Off Democrats Party or something like that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. As your media relations person

I advise you that you shouldn't say "pissing" in a campaign as it offends the blue-hairs.



How about "Getting Democrats' Knickers in a Wad"?

[ghostsofgiants]

14. You see, this is why I'm not running this campaign on my own.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Wait a second!

I suggested that only after you did choose the bevel and lens flare. Without this crap, we're going for Democrats and kick Hillary's behind! :woohoo: (Gotta love a two-party system ...)

[ghostsofgiants]

45. I just can't comprimise my principles like that.

I think the people need more beveled text and lens flares.

[jeff30997]

9. So you're a masochist hey ?

Take that::spank:

[ghostsofgiants]

18. It's not mockery, but I'll take it.

[SofaKingLiberal]

15. MOCK ME! MOCK ME! MOCK ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

[ghostsofgiants]

21. ...

:thumbsup:

[bigwillq]

16. I for one, won't be mocking you.

I thought it was very inappropriate that someone started that thread about you having "love" problems. It's none of our business (unless of course you want to share and then it's all fair game).

Hang in there dude! :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Haha, I really don't mind that GiC posted that...

She and I are on quite good terms. Other parts of the thread on the other hand...

[bigwillq]

24. I didn't read the other parts

hope they weren't too cruel

[jonnyblitz]

30. as long as it's cool with you, if it were me i would have been livid.

I wouldn't care to have my personal stuff used as lounge fodder.

[GirlinContempt]

35. I ran it by him first

we're buds.

[jonnyblitz]

37. i figured that , too...nt

[GirlinContempt]

42. Yeah, I'd hardly

publicize his life without some sort of 'ok' before hand

[jonnyblitz]

44. i always put myself in the person's shoes, most aren't as neurotic

about that sort of thing as me. I even hate it when newyawker congratulates me for milestones so i am overly weird about stuff like that when it pertains to me. I am the total opposite of an attention whore..i hate people focusing on me. :P

[bigwillq]

40. Well that's good..

that you ran it by him first.

[ghostsofgiants]

43. Yeah, we just didn't anticipate certain responses.

But that's neither here nor there. I'm no longer bothered by it.

[Lady Freedom]

17. Why should I take time out of my life to do that?

Give me some good reasons to waste my time and brain power for this endeavor?

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Damn, that's a tough one...

I'm drawing a blank here.

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. well, something on your blog....

makes firefox run really slow. Other then that.. I got no beef with you.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Really?

Lemme guess, Cost of War counter?

[Omphaloskepsis]

36. That was my first guess..

fuckin' javascript.. Keep in mind I'm on a really slow computer right now. Very, very slow. I doubt most people would ever notice.

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Yeah, I never noticed it myself...

Fuckin' javascript indeed.

[jonnyblitz]

23. no mockery from me,either. shyness being considered childish

is a new one on me. :shrug:. oh yeah, and I don't drink either and people give me shit for my music and movie tastes, so whatever..

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. this thread was BEGGING for a copycat

your shyness is cool

not drinking is a great thing

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Haha, copycat away!

[Shine]

27. Nope, not gonna do it.

:)

It's too easy for feeling to get hurt that way. Let's play nice.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Haha, this time around, it's all in good fun.

:)

[Shine]

48. You're funny.

:)

[DS1]

28. You never had any hell in ya in the first place, boy!

Ya need to reach down low and grab some of that fire that's within yers..

/old coot

[Guy Fawkes]

33. I for one, won't be mocking you.

You're way too stupid to mock.
:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

34. I like your style...

Though MiniMandaRuth had much better execution. :P

[FuzzySlippers]

39. I hope you didn't think I was mocking you

for not drinking. I was just teasing. I think it's great that you don't drink.

[ghostsofgiants]

41. Nah, it wasn't you that inspired that part of the OP, haha.

[Gold Metal Flake]

46. No, I won't.

I still take you and your situation seriously, and I stand by my advice, and I still wish you luck.

[ghostsofgiants]

47. You're no fun.

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

49. COME ONNNNN!!!!! You know you want to!

[flvegan]

50. Consider yourself mocked in this post.

This mock turtleneck from Anvil is 100% cotton, proudly made in the USA. Comes in your choice of colors.

There, done.

[ghostsofgiants]

51. Interesting approach.

I like the cut of your jib. (In addition to the sounds of your town.)

[Midlodemocrat]

52. I won't mock you.

I think you are adorable.

[ghostsofgiants]

53. You people are too damn nice.

x(

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

54. You people?

asshat.


:P

[ghostsofgiants]

55. That's an insult, not mockery, but I'll accept it.

:thumbsup:

[FuzzySlippers]

56. Ok. What's up with that time zone of yours?

That is just totally bizarre.:P

[ghostsofgiants]

57. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[miss_american_pie]

58. For being shy and not drinking?

Sorry can't do it.

Have you ever choked on a pretzel? I need something to work with. ;)

[ghostsofgiants]

61. C'mon, they seem to be pretty popular subjects of derision.

I have not choclked on a pretzel...yet. I eat plenty though, so it's almost inevitable.

[hfojvt]

59. I will never again claim that I have too much time on my hands..

Because you have just demonstrated what that truly means.

[ghostsofgiants]

60. Oh, if anyone has too much time on their hands, it's me.