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Sat Jan-21-06 11:00 PM
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| Does Paris Hilton have bladder control issues? Seems like she does |
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http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/59360.htmJanuary 21, 2006 -- IS Paris Hilton incontinent? The celebutard is being accused by a Hawaiian taxi driver of losing control of her bladder in his cab. Harden Jamison tells the National Enquirer that the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice what had happened when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui. The grossed-out cabbie claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's DNA as evidence against her in court.
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| Crazy Guggenheim
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:01 PM
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| 1. I heard that on the news. |
| GOPFighter
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:03 PM
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| 2. Dumb move. He could sell that towel on Ebay... |
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:06 PM
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| 5. How do you know he is not planning just that? |
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After he has the DNA tests done, of course, so he can claim to sell authentic Hilton's urine?
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:13 PM
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| 7. Yeah, he could wring it out into a bottle and seel her actual urine |
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scuse me while I leave the room. My gag reflexes are kicking in...
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| KitchenWitch
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:04 PM
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| 3. Sounds like she was not taught to |
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:05 PM
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| 4. You know, I've been piss-eyed drunk off my ass shitfaced |
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and I've yet to lose bladder control. Vomit control - sure, it's happened but bladder control - geez!!
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:56 PM
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| 10. She has people who do that for her. |
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Sun Jan-22-06 10:07 PM
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| 11. I would never leave something as IMPORTANT |
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as kegeling to anyone else!
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:08 PM
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:46 PM
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| 8. If she is here, she is on this continent..If in Europe |
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she is on that continent...Soooo I guess you could say she is in continent...
Or not.
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Sat Jan-21-06 11:48 PM
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| 9. If the spelling is wrong yell at the New York Post |
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that's a Murdoch rag
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| wallwriter
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Sun Jan-22-06 10:49 PM
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| 12. She has a vagina control problem... n/t |
| Initech
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Sun Jan-22-06 11:18 PM
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| 13. Man, I bet Matt Stone and Trey Parker are all over this one... |
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You should watch the Paris Hilton episode of South Park, it's absolutely hysterical.
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Sun Jan-22-06 11:27 PM
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Mon Jan-23-06 12:14 AM
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| 15. It wasn't Paris Hilton, it was that sales manager Emina Begg... |
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from Celebrity Look-a-Like.
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