OK. You're in Hell. What's on tap?

[Servotron]

Bud Light. Coors. Old Milwaukie.

All of them served at room temperature. Which is pretty warm, given the room. :puke:

[Wapsie B]

1. Schmidt.

You could serve it ice cold and it still tastes like shit. :puke:

[Cathyclysmic]

2. Coors, Coors Light, anything Coors. They're the official beer of Hell.

[HillDem]

30. I drank probably 10 or so coors on friday

It was free though.

[Richard Steele]

3. SURVEY SAYS:

HELL is the only place you can find King Cobra on tap.
Because they MAKE it there.
Bottles and cans only, for the EXPORT market!

[Servotron]

4. Even the name sounds like something they would serve in Hell

Can't say I ever tried it though. I'm guessing it's of the Olde English/St Ides strain of horrible beverages?

[Richard Steele]

8. A rich, full-bodied brew; with overtones of woodsmoke and DONKEY URINE.

"Olde English" is too UPSCALE for the cardboard-box shantytowns
where Cobra is the style.

Back when I lived in BalmerMarilyn, I used to wait for my bus
at 5th & N.Charles after dark...
The bulletproof revolving-window liquor store across from
the stop had the cobra...99 cents for a 32-ouncer.

[JVS]

14. Aww! King Cobra would help rock the house in hell! It's good for...

what it's used for: getting all fucked up! :beer:

[LynneSin]

5. Coors Light and Pabst Blue Ribbon

I have the first stall in the ladies room while I shite myself to death

:cry:

[fizzgig]

11. don't be knocking the pbr

the coors, yes...that is what they would serve in hell

but pbr is too good for hell

i think i'll go grab another

[DanCa]

6. Blood Wine. Brag all you want but dont stand between me and th blood wine.

[XemaSab]

7. Ass House.

:P

[leatherfeather]

9. Bird Blood Brew.

Kidding Xema..lol

[fishwax]

10. coors cutter

it's all near beer in hell, i'm afraid ...

[sarge43]

12. Lone Star - recycled Aggie piss n/t

[JVS]

13. Coors light, bud light, and becks light

[Orsino]

15. That @ss. n/t

[Fox Mulder]

16. Bud and The Beast.

:puke:

Budweiser and Milwaukees Best, that is.

[Omphaloskepsis]

17. The beast ROCKS..

I'm drinking it right now. My sister bought me 8 man cans of the shit. Wanna fight?


I love my sister..

[Fox Mulder]

18. I've had many horrible nights on that cheap crap...

reminds me of hell.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. Wanna fight rock boy..

j/k..

[Fox Mulder]

20. Nah.

I'm not the fighting kind of person. :)

[HillDem]

31. Keytone, Natural Ice, and the BEAST

That shit is just disgusting.

[HawkerHurricane]

21. Hell is a place...

where the beer is French,
The cooking is English,
And the police are German.

[terrya]

22. Milwaukee's Best...which is a misnomer.

:puke:

[Radical Activist]

23. Only Bud and Bud Light.

Occasionally they get some Lonestar.

[Atmashine]

24. Juicy Juice

It's like liquid crack. Well, I've never tried crack, but the addictiveness would probably be the same.

[Missy Vixen]

25. Lukewarm sports beer n/t

[Spider Jerusalem]

26. Something that LOOKS like fine English ale, and even SMELLS like it...

that turns out to be the radioactive piss of syphilitic demons the instant you taste it. There is no alcohol in hell, nor any cigarettes, or drugs of any sort; the music is all Celine Dion and Whitney Houston duets, with bagpipe accompaniment; the menu consists of Scandinavian "delicacies" like lutefisk, hakarl and surstromming...you get the idea.

[jobycom]

27. I had this green chili beer in a microbrewery in Taos, once.

That.

[El Fuego]

28. Bud Light which as a funny stinky taste because they never clean the lines

So you try to remember each time you're in Hell to order Coors Light draft, which you usually don't order, but in Hell the Coors Light draft tastes better. And every time you go to Hell to drink with a friend, they ask why you are not ordering your usual Bud Light draft and are suddenly and inexplicably switching to Coors Light draft. And every single time you have to explain to them how the Bud Light draft in Hell has a funny taste because they apparently have never cleaned the lines.

And you realize, yet again, that you are in HELL.:evilfrown:

[pitohui]

29. atlas beer

yes, there are sorry internat'l beers