Why are you all going to Hell?

[SofaKingLiberal]

What did everyone do that was so bad?

:popcorn:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. We're liberals

[LeftyMom]

2. Sex threads

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

3. cause Mama said...

I grew up just west of the tracks
holding me to hold me back
around your door
she's calling out my name

she said "son won't you go outside
I've got a man coming over tonight
The 7th one in 7 days"

So I go down
to the parking lot
and hang around
all my friends
And roam the street 'till dawn
breaks again

I come in at five am
and she is waitin' for me
she said, "where have you been?"
I said,
"I WAS OUT"
she said, "you're no good 'cause
you're runnin' without love"

I'm going straight to hell
just like my mama said
I'm going straight to hell

The black widow and the
ladies man
met down at the laundromat
AND TRIED TO MAKE me
understand

the neighbors were
all in a stir
about what they might have heard
and runnin' down they shouted out
it seemed

next door a girl she lives
about the same age as me
and asked me to come upstairs
for a see

just then her mother burst in
said, "you're the son of that
bitch in the wind
get outta my house
hit the road"
I kept fallin' like a
ROLLING STONES SONG

I'm going straight to hell
just like my mama said
I'm going straight to hell

The stars came out
and warned me so
as i walked on down
the road
fifty bucks and a suitcase
steered me clear

She took my hand
as we walked into the sun
a new days promise had
begun
we'll make it alone
whether you like it or not
I turned and shouted

HELP ME MOTHER

I'm going straight to hell
just like my mama said
I'm going straight to hell

[Servotron]

4. Have a good weekend, Kevin Kinney.....wherever you are*

*shamelessly stolen from Mike Malloy.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Welcome to DU!

[Servotron]

6. Thanks!

Another lurker stepping out of the shadows to celebrate the fall of the Republican house of marked cards.

At least I hope so....

[amerikat]

7. Because I am so fucking liberal.

I'm not going to hell, that space is reserved for neo-cons and and republicans too if they don't take back their party.

edit for punctuation.

[XemaSab]

8. I let my new puppy out of the kennel the first time he cried.

That and I've eaten a whole medium veggie pizza in the last 24 hours. :cry:

[aQuArius]

9. I turned my back on MORMONISM!!!!

Born and raised in UTAH and I refuse to be MORMON!!!! I am going straight to hell!!!! WOOHOO!!! :woohoo:

[LeftyMom]

10. Nah, they'll just proxy baptize you after you die.

Surely you didn't mean to be a heathen, it was just an oversight. :eyes:

[aQuArius]

11. I was already baptized when I was 8.....

They can't baptize me again unless that excommunicate me!!! I am living with a man I am not married to, but they have no idea where I live (for now). SHHHHHHH!!! Don't tell them where I am!! P.S. My dad is gay.... they're trying to find him too!!

[NMMNG]

12. I'm a liberal atheist lesbian. Take your pick.

:evilgrin: