I hereby nominate Heidi to be our candidate for.........

[aquaman]

president of the United States of America in 2008. So what if she lives in another country. I am working right now (my lawyers are hard at work) to change the constitution. SeattleGirl shall be the vice-president. Any problem with that you DU heathens? The Bay City Rollers will play at the inaugural ball.

[billyskank]

1. I would vote for her in a heartbeat

if I could vote. :)

[SeattleGirl]

2. Wow!!! VP??? Cool!!!

And Heidi as President? That's something I could fully support!! Leather boots for every woman! :evilgrin:

[aquaman]

4. Yet one more reason to vote for you.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Aw, thanks!

:loveya:

[Heidi]

3. I respectfully decline.

I would, however, be happy to plan the Inaugural Ball. :thumbsup: :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Aw, come on Heidi!

You know we'd make a great team!!! (Though you can go ahead with the plans for the Inaugural Ball! :evilgrin: )

[Heidi]

15. I want Canadians performing at the Inaugural Ball.

Except for Celine Dion. She's nice enough, but her voice makes me suicidal. :scared:

[billyskank]

7. Politics stinks

All the good candidates want nothing to do with it!

[Heidi]

12. Worse than cheesey socks, in my opinion.

:rofl:

[aquaman]

8. Oh come on,

You could guide this country though, global warming, the oil crisis, Iran situation, abortion debate, economy, etc.....oh yeah, Bay City Rollers national holiday. I have faith in you.

[Heidi]

11. I can only support a coalition government:

a proud and stellar array of Dems, Greens, socialists, Libertarians and, yes, a token Republican.

Besides, I've already thrown my support behind primate1's 2008 presidential bid, and Call Me Wesley has designed his campaign banner! Let's put a Canadian in the White House, eh?

[aquaman]

28. I like primate1,,,,,,

Maybe he can be Secretary of State......

[Heidi]

30. But p1 has already printed campaign pamphlets!

[aquaman]

31. ahh hell....

We can change that.....he needs to be sent to Iran to create peace. primate1 for Secretary of state.

[DanCa]

9. Seattle Girl god Hedi President Rev Cheesehead Vp

Buffy secretary of deffense and kitchen witch and shari scotus. All is right in my world.

[southlandshari]

10. She's got my vote!!

For a million reasons, not the least of which is that I'd love to see Call Me Wesley in the First Lady's wardrobe!


:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Bwahahahaha!

Wonder how he'd look in an evening gown! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Heidi]

16. In my wardrobe as in clothing,

or in my wardrobe as in "the closet"? :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Clothing!

Definitely clothing! :rofl:

[Heidi]

19. Well, that might work.

After all, I wear his stuff all the time. I'm particularly fond of his boxers and his shirts. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

24. You naughty woman!

:rofl: Actually, when I was pregnant, I wore my ex's sweaters all the time!

[Heidi]

29. Oh, I wear his sweaters, too.

But only the nice ones. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

14. Hear hear!

And the Wiley and Most Excellent Cat Named Ginger can be the Cat in Chief!

[Heidi]

17. Ginger's already royalty.

He might consider "Cat in Chief" a demotion. :rofl:

(Didja get the card I sent you? :hug: )

[NMMNG]

21. Well, Ginger can be whatever he wants to be

And yes, I got the card. :hug:

[billyskank]

20. Did you know there used to be a Downing Street cat

called Humprey. He had been there since Thatcher. When the Blairs moved in to Downing Street in 1997, it was rumoured that Cherie did not appreciate Humprey. Humphrey......disappeared.
:scared: :grr:


:hi:

[NMMNG]

25. How rude

Humphrey had seniority. He should have been allowed to stay on, even if they had to limit how much of the building he could roam about in. Poor cat. :cry:

[billyskank]

65. Quite right

The Prime Minister of the day & his/her family are merely tenants of 10 Downing Street, but Humphrey lived there. So unjust.

[Heidi]

26. I don't mean to be insulting toward Mrs. Blair,

but she strikes me as really bitchy. Not as bitchy as Barbara Bush or Laura Bush, but bitchy enough to evict a cat for sure. :grr:

[billyskank]

64. I do not hold her (or the Prime Minister) in very high estimation

but I will not bore you with that here.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. This would put me in a jam of a pickle

and possibly other food groups, as I've already signed on as p1's Media Relations Person.

:dilemma:

[Heidi]

23. Right on!

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Puts YOU in a pickle...what about CMW?!

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Big deal

He changes a photo and a name in the banner and his job is done. Me, I'm out there every single day trying to spin your hair, politics, drunken roommates and Canadianism with all those media fucks.

And lemmetellya, winning over Helen Thomas with cheap sex ain't as easy as it might seem.

[Heidi]

33. Could you slip a p1 For President pamphlet

under p1's roomie's door? Thanks!

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Tried that

He rolled a joint with it.

[Heidi]

35. I guess that's okay.

Possession for personal use would probably be legal under a p1 administration. :thumbsup:

[aquaman]

36. Not legal under your administration?

Come on......I don't smoke the stuff anymore but I hope you make it legal President Heidi.

[Heidi]

38. Yes, of course, I fully support legalization.

But I'm not running, smarty pants. :rofl:

[aquaman]

40. "I'm not running."

That's what all the candidates say....we know your tricks. Your in. Heidi versus Jeb. Battle of the 21st century. It's coming.

[Heidi]

41. I must confess

that I could kick _that_ mama's boy's a$$ with both hands tied behind my back. :evilgrin:

[aquaman]

45. That's why your my candidate..

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Y'know, I need to figure out

how we can put that "p1" to work for us as a logo, a buzzword, all that stuff.

Maybe we can get school kids at all the whistlestops to chant it. They'd love that.

I should probably confer with CMW — get his ideas on it from a graphics standpoint.

[Heidi]

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[aquaman]

42. Hey,

Don't be using my tricks.

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[Heidi]

44. That doesn't exactly roll easily off of the tongue, acquaman.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. I was thinking 'p1 now!'

But some drunk might take it literally, and CNN might catch it on tape.

[Heidi]

46. I was trying to leverage "Pee my name in the snow in '08,"

but I think I have writer's block. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. Or maybe you follow this copy-editing dictum:

A puerile sense of humor can be a big asset in the word business. I call it the Beavis and Butthead factor. (Heh-heh — he said 'big asset'!)

This means you should know why Court deals blow to homosexuals is a bad headline. You should know why the previous sentence was not the place to abbreviate headline. You should know why stiff and come were to be avoided in Clinton impeachment stories.

These things can be subtle. In trying to think of a headline for a reporter's first-person account of the wonders of his Palm hand-held computer ... my first idea was A Man and His Palm: A Love Story.

Heh-heh.

~Bill Walsh, "Lapsing Into a Comma"

[ghostsofgiants]

63. Yes, but only...

If the user first signs the national "I won't be an obnoxious asshole and wake people up at 3:30AM" pledge.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

47. We have a dosier on Heidi. We look forward to the General Election.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

48. Are you a troll?

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. McGovern in 72. Heidi in 08.

[SeattleGirl]

50. Well, okay then!

Just checkin'!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. She's unelectable. So run her.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. Maybe the campaign manager can be Mary Beth Cahill .....

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

54. Do you blame Ms. Cahill for Kerry's loss? (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

55. Hell yes. Bob Shrum too.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Heidi]

56. So you place no blame on dishonest election procedures? (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

57. It shouldn't have been close.

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

58. I agree. A transparent process would have meant a win for the Dems. (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

59. Or a better candidate ............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Heidi]

60. Who would you suggest?

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

61. For the 2004 Election look at my avatar. Don't know for 2008.

[Jamastiene]

62. I agree except, I want Green Day to play at the

ball. :D

[Tsiyu]

66. Director of Herbal Outreach

OK, she can be president if she wants.

But We need a DHO, too.

[Heidi]

67. The job is yours.

I think you'll find no shortage of folks who'll want to assist. :thumbsup:

[Tsiyu]

68. Tee hee

:smoke:
Thanks for your vote of confidence ;)