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Sun Jan-22-06 04:39 PM
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While digesting Reader's Digest |
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In the back of a dirty book store, A plastic flag, with gum on the back, Fell out on the floor. Well, I picked it up and I ran outside Slapped it on my window shield, And if I could see old Betsy Ross I'd tell her how good I feel.
But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more.
Well, I went to the bank this morning And the cashier he said to me, "If you join the Christmas club We'll give you ten of them flags for free." Well, I didn't mess around a bit I took him up on what he said. And I stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wife's forehead.
But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more.
Well, I got my window shield so filled With flags I couldn't see. So, I ran the car upside a curb And right into a tree. By the time they got a doctor down I was already dead. And I'll never understand why the man Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
"But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. We're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more."
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Sun Jan-22-06 05:26 PM
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1. Earworm! Kill! Kill! Kill! |
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I like this new Prine song too:
Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find A few frozen pizzas Some ice cubes with hair A broken Popsicle You don't want to go there.
Some humans ain't human Though they walk like we do They live and they breathe Just to turn the old screw They screw you when you're sleeping They try to screw you blind Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind
You might go to church And sit down in a pew Those humans who ain't human Could be sitting right next to you They talk about your family They talk about your clothes When they don't know their own ass From their own elbows
Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony
(Spoken) Have you ever noticed When you're feeling really good There's always a pigeon That'll come shit on your hood Or you're feeling your freedom And the world's off your back Some cowboy from Texas Starts his own war in Iraq
Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind They lie through their teeth With their head up their behind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind
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Sun Jan-22-06 05:27 PM
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2. I like it, I'll have to get me a copy of that one |
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Sun Jan-22-06 05:30 PM
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is the name of his new CD and it's loaded with great Prine tunes.
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Mon Jan-23-06 01:40 AM
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I haven't heard the rest of the album, but that song is a sure winner :)
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Mon Jan-23-06 01:26 AM
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4. Well worth a recommendation, |
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Even though it won't get you on the "greatest" page.
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Mon Jan-23-06 01:59 AM
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6. Sure it will. K&R No. 2 |
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Mon Jan-23-06 02:11 AM
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7. No. Unfortunately Lounge posts aren't considered worthy for the |
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'Greatest' page anymore, no matter how many votes they get. :-(
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Mon Jan-23-06 02:16 AM
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8. Oh, I didn't notice that change, Buffy. That's poopy. ETawful could post |
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it in GD, though. Maybe Lounge posts should just have a higher recommendation rate, like 10 recommendations.
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Mon Jan-23-06 02:18 AM
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10. He could try, though they might just bump it back here |
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I think it's worthy of the "Greatest" page though.
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Mon Jan-23-06 02:16 AM
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9. Now I have that song stuck in my head! |
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