I just fucking love Ashlee Simpson.

[Maddy McCall]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Rising Phoenix]

1. good one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

2. Honesty.

I just can't understand the attraction and why she even gets air time. But that's just me. :hi:

[Wapsie B]

3. Cool.

Sounds kinky. :evilgrin:

:popcorn:

[Maddy McCall]

7. Watch it!

:D :hi:

[Wapsie B]

8. I can't help it.

I'm just a male. ;-) :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. You had me scared for a second.

[Maddy McCall]

9. I know nothing that she sings...

or croaks...or whatever she does.

I saw her terribly embarassing moment on SNL, and find her somewhat of a comedic character. I can't believe that she gets away with using the anarchy symbol for her first initial. I guess she is "punk" to the youngsters who emulate her.

I don't know...just pouring out my thoughts. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Consider yourself lucky...

Her music is truly awful.

And anyone who considers her even remotely punk needs to be destroyed now.

She uses the circle-A for her first initial?! Are you serious?!

[Maddy McCall]

34. Check it out...

If these links will work. Mind you, I only know this because one of my son's friends had on a circle A and I said, "I like your anarchy symbol," to which he replied, "This? It's an Ashlee symbol."

Of course, I corrected him. :)

http://theindomitablekaa.com/Pictures/A%20Call%20for%20the%20Resignation%20of%20Ashlee%20Simpson's%20Drummer/2005_01_05_ashlee.jpg



Yep, it's unbelievable, isn't it.

[ghostsofgiants]

37. Wow.

Emma Goldman must be spinning in her grave.

[johnnie]

5. Just another pop star

It's been going on for decades. What's wrong with her?

[Maddy McCall]

11. What's right about her?

Never a bubblegum music fan myself, so I can't even name a song she sings. :shrug: She was on TV a second ago, and I just thought she needed some DU love. :D

[johnnie]

19. To me

She is no different than Madonna, Britney, Rick Springfield, New Kids on the Block, Paula Abdul, Banana-rama, Ricky Martin, Vanilla Ice and thousands of other people who sing or have sung bubblegum music and made a small fortune. It is the Yin and Yang of the music industry.

[Taverner]

6. I actually feel for her

She is forced into show biz by her meglomaniac father.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Yes...seems like I remember that her father made Jessica stay.,..

with her husband for longer than she wanted to, just because of family image. He seems like a real ass bubble.

[Taverner]

15. From what I hear Ashlee wishes she could just be normal

And not a pop princess....that might explain her meltdowns at critical moments in her carreer...

[Maddy McCall]

17. How old is she?

It's sad that parents push their kids into showbiz careers for the parents' own vicarious thrill. Damn. I never thought I could pity her...I guess I do. :-(

[ghostsofgiants]

38. She's 21

[Bombtrack]

23. no she isn't. She's 21 fucking years old.

she's an annoying nepotism case and atleast her sister does her job of being hot, which Chin the bigger fails in ever way at either being on par with or exceding the older sibling.

[Deja Q]

10. Must... resist... urge.... to.... copycat...

:spray:

[Maddy McCall]

14. Oh have at it!

Won't offend me any. Just don't getcherself banned. :D

[Deja Q]

20. Ah, so you've probably suspected what I was going to write!

:rofl:


A natural brunette, she's not bad looking at all...

[Maddy McCall]

21. But I thought you were gay!

You can't love THAAAT! :hi: :D

[Deja Q]

36. Well of course I'm happy! Wait a mo', how do you know I'm gay?

And not justa big mouth! :rofl:

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

43. It's just TOO EASY sometimes, isn't it? Copycatting, that is...

[DS1]

13. What brings her up?

[Maddy McCall]

16. She was on some Direct TV show called CD something...

my son was flipping through. I guess this is just a stream-of-consciousness thread.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Son of GoG the Younger wants

a pink bunny suit like the one in your avatar. It must have bunny feet slippers, too. Any idea where I can get either a suit or a pattern for making one? :D

Oh yeah...Ashlee is simply mind blowing...

[Maddy McCall]

28. I have no idea. I'd love to have one for myself.

:shrug: Can you sew? :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. When I'm sew inclined...

:evilgrin:

[bluestateguy]

24. Her politics aren't the same as her big sister

But she is still a bad singer.

[Maddy McCall]

29. Thanks for that photo...

I'm guessing that her politics aren't the same as her dad's either.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

:shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

30. Whar you been, girl?

:hi: Missed you!

[Fox Mulder]

26. I would love to fuck...

nevermind. :) :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

31. Certainly.

I didn't say that she's an unskilled fucker, but what little I've heard of her tells me that she's an unskilled singer. :shrug:

[AussieDave]

27. Swap two words in that subject line

and you could get this thread locked.......

Hmmmmm I'd like to see that !!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

32. See hypno's post about 15 above.

:evilgrin:

[AussieDave]

33. It was so obvious - just wanted to emphasise.....

:thumbsup:

[Skittles]

39. 407305 signatures on that Stop Ashlee petition

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

[Maddy McCall]

48. LOL. Did you sign it?

:rofl:

[Skittles]

56. yes

I said I was disgusted not that she lip-synced, but that she BLAMED HER BAND :puke:

[Maddy McCall]

57. Yes, and GIRD, and whatever else she could blame...

when she should have said, "Look, I fucked up."

I think I'll sign that, too. :D

[mvd]

40. I love pop/rock, but I won't go this far

She's not very talented, and catchy doesn't automatically make for great music. I'd give Autobiography only C+ and I Am Me a D-.

Other not so great pop/rock:

Hilary Duff - CDs always in C-/D+ range

Emma Roberts - yes, it's nice to hear her acting like a girl, but she grates on grown-up ears

Sarah Hudson - not bad at a B-, but really only "Girl On The Verge" stands out.

BarlowGirl - Christian pop/rock that wouldn't be good secular either

[mvd]

41. Also not big on Lindsay Lohan yet

Speak had a few fun songs.

[Maddy McCall]

49. I didn't even know Lindsay Lohan sings.

I thought her debut was in that Herbie movie. :shrug:

Does she have a voice? She looked so sickly on some tabloid show last week. :(

[mvd]

52. She has two albums actually

Speak is a little better than A Little More Personal. Her voice is best suited for the faster stuff. She doesn't have much range.

She looked a little better on Ellen's show recently.

[Midlodemocrat]

42. Maddy! It is against DU rules to post flamebait.

Tsk. Tsk.

[Maddy McCall]

50. Oops!

I am sorry to all of the Ashlee Bimbo fans I offended out there. :onkneesbeggingforforgiveness:

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

44. I need my hip waders

It is getting deep in here!

:rofl:

Anyone know where I can get a bullshit dozer cheap?

[Maddy McCall]

51. I have a new photo of Britney and her baby I can PM you.

:shrug: :D

[wildhorses]

45. She is so DAMN talented....

and oh yeah so is her sister








wildhorses will go to hell for lying

[Maddy McCall]

53. Finally, someone who appreciates the finer things in music!

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

46. Scared the living bejesus out of me there.

:rofl: ;)

[Maddy McCall]

54. Sorry.

:D

[newsguyatl]

47. i actually really like her

guess i'm one of the few :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

55. Do you like her voice?

Or her looks?

I actually think she's prettier than her sister, but I have odd tastes.

[newsguyatl]

58. yeh, i like both

love her raspy voice, like her punkish looks...

and yeh, i agree, she's much prettier than jessica, but that's just me (and you)... :hi: