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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 11:46 AM
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Yes, - just accepted my gorgeous neighbors UPS package
from the delivery dude. Well looks like I just may have to clip my nose hairs and slap on the old spice before I personally deliver it to her. tonight.
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aclog Donating Member (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 12:37 PM
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1. You think she might not dig your nose hairs???
Sounds like she wants to change you. Avoid at all costs. PM me her address and I'll take care of her for you...
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 12:42 PM
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2. You are a pal....
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 01:13 PM
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3. Sounds like the start of a porno movie...
or Letter to Penthouse
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 07:28 PM
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4. Wishin and a hopin. Or she could just ask me who the fck do i think
I am signing for her package... doubtful. I sure hope its filled with mail order coffee like the box says...and not anything illegal. Excuse me... there's a loud knock at the door....
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 07:44 PM
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6. "I am a sophomore at a small midwestern college and I NEVER thought this
would happen to me!" :o
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weeble_wobble Donating Member (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 07:43 PM
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5. Hey!
Where's the package I ordered?

:rofl:
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