WooHoo!! I match my celebrity crush 95%!!!

[jobycom]

It's almost like actually having her know who I am!

(In case you're as bored and pathetic as me, here's the link.)
http://www.celebmatch.com/

[Hugin]

1. Last time I did this I ended up with a herd of gold-bricks.

I guess I was the celebrity in the equation... LOL!

:)

[jobycom]

4. It lets you pick a celebrity and see how you match to them

But it's only based on biorhythms, so it doesn't mean anything. Except in my case, of course. :-)

[wildhorses]

2. being as bored and pathetic as you I found out

Your best matches

George Thorogood 98%
Wesley Snipes 98%
Alain Prost 96%
Lou Diamond Phillips 96%
Patrick Swayze 96%

[jobycom]

5. Some damn fine has-beens in that list!

[wildhorses]

12. my matches are evidently just as bored and pathetic as I am

:rofl:

[jobycom]

15. Are they all still alive, even?

Sorry, the site made my day. It's not helping anyone else much, is it? :rofl:

[wildhorses]

20. frick if I know...

George prolly has cirrhosis of the liver...ew
Wesley Snipes is too busy trying to jumpstart his career...no time for lil ole me
I don't even know who Alain Prost is?!?!?
Lou Diamond Phillips can't buy me a diamond cos it would mess up his pseudonym....harumph!!
Patrick Swayze is happily married and can't be bothered


:rofl:

[jobycom]

23. I looked up Prost for you. Not bad

Winner of more Grand Prix races than anyone in history. Four time world champion. Beats Lou Diamond Philips!

http://www.ddavid.com/formula1/prost_bio.htm

[wildhorses]

33. folks, we have a Winner...

thanks, jobycom


think he would be interested in lil ole me? pic now posted in davethewave's pic thread


:rofl:


I really do need to get a life

[jobycom]

36. YOU need a life?

I've been looking up everyone else's matches! I need a life! I also need my boss to not know how little work I really do! :rofl:

[DS1]

3. Hmm

User name cookie from browser, plus exact birthdate

valuable marketing material, I'll not feed the system

[jobycom]

7. Suit yourself

loser :rofl:

[Hugin]

9. Good choice.

Phishing?

[terrya]

6. These are my matches: The President of Russia....

Two actors, a singer and a dead man.

Your best matches

Vladimir Putin 99%
Ken Watanabe 99%
Ethan Coen 98%
Nick Cave 98%
Luther Vandross 98%

[jobycom]

8. Ken Watanabe! That's way cool!

[ronnykmarshall]

11. WTF?

Your best matches

Tim Meadows 99%
Craig Bierko 99%
Garth Brooks 97%
Eddie Izzard 97%
Stanley Tucci 97%

[jobycom]

13. Garth and Stanley are ok.

I guess. Well, Garth's ugly, but aside from that... And Eddie's funny... Man, you just don't live right! :rofl:

[terrya]

14. Oh, my....

This quiz is rigged.

[jobycom]

10. Here's my actual list

Your best matches

Kelly LeBrock 98%
Rosanna Arquette 98%
Kiana Tom 97%
Nicoletta Braschi 97%
Lisa Stansfield 96%



But then I looked up a specific celebrity I have a crush on, and matched her 95%.

WHo the heck are the bottom three? I think I've heard of Lisa Stansfield.

[jus_the_facts]

16. Dammit...I'll take this particular match from my results......

Tyler Christopher


Physical........100%
Emotional.......94%
Intellectual....98%
Total...........98%

[jobycom]

17. I just used it to look up someone I alreay had a crush on.

Got good results. I guess I should look up someone I don't like, to see if all results are high.

[jus_the_facts]

22. Holy Shite....here's another o'my results...never heard o'this guy....

....but he's HOT too! Jan Vayne...whew who knew!?



:wow:

[jobycom]

24. Wow. He's prettier than most on my list

And mine are all women! Way to go. He'll be calling you soon! :rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

27. Hehehe....

*dreams on an on...* :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

18. Your best matches

Takashi Kashiwabara 99%
Greg Rusedski 98%
Thomas Jane 98%
Anderson Luis de Souza 97%
Erik-Michael Estrada 97%



I don't even know who they are :rofl:

[myrna minx]

19. Hmmm....

Your best matches

Goran Ivanisevic 100%
Everlast 99%
Mario Lopez 99%
Anson Mount 98%
Donnie Wahlberg 98%

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Who the hell is Allison Armitage?

How, exactly, can this thing claim to calculate anything based solely on birthdate?

[jobycom]

26. It's no worse than how they decide elections these days!

It's based on biorhythms. Beyond that, I'm clueless.

ANd this is Allison Armitage:

[EstimatedProphet]

43. That's my 'match'?

Based on birthdays?

I see. Now it makes sense.

[jobycom]

45. Thought that might clarify it a bit. nt.

[u4ic]

25. I've never even HEARD of any of mine

except the last...:shrug:

Allen Hughes 99%
Kevin Williamson 98%
Aamir Khan 98%
Method Man 98%
Jim Carrey 98%

[jobycom]

28. LOL! Method Man? That's a name? nt

[u4ic]

30. I thought perhaps he was a cartoon superhero

guess not...at least he's got the right duds for my location:



Though when -30 hits, that bling bling might get a bit...ehh...chilly...:rofl:

[jobycom]

35. He should have learned

not to touch his tongue to metal! Now he'll have to rip it off!

[terrya]

29. I believe Kevin Williamson was the producer of Dawson's Creek

Don't know who the other three are. :shrug:

[jobycom]

32. Funny thing is, Allen Hughes has a twin brother

And you didn't match him! Figure that one out!

http://www.nndb.com/people/385/000064193/

[u4ic]

39. THAT is funny!

:rofl:

[tarkus]

51. Method Man is part of the Wu- Tang Clan

A fine rapper, I guess. I have certainly heard worse.

[Cathyclysmic]

31. This list sucks..but fun. Thanks!

Nicky Wu 100%

Adrien Brody 97%

Allen Iverson 97%

Arjun Rampul 97%

Phillip Cocu 97%

[terrya]

34. Well, Adrien Brody is sort of sexy.

The rest...eh.

[jobycom]

37. No kidding, who would complain about Adrien Brody? nt.

[Cathyclysmic]

50. Agreed..

He is 'unique' looking, but it works.

[MissMillie]

38. Well, we match 98%, intellectually

70% overall

68% physical
43% emotional

[GreenPartyVoter]

40. I tested myself against my hubby. We're only 4% compatible in terms

of intellect, which may be true since I am very liberal and he's fairly conservative.

[jobycom]

42. My favorite match was Nicole Kidman

96% physical (that would be more my opinion than hers, I suspect)
99% intellect (wonderful!)
0 % emotional (ZERO!! How the heck do you match someone 0%?? That's gotta be her, I'm a nice guy!)

[GreenPartyVoter]

44. That's pretty weird. *l*

[anarch]

41. apparently, I am 99% compatible with Lisa Loeb

I didn't actually have a crush on her, particularly...I mean I think she's hot, but I wouldn't call it a crush. Oh well, I guess I'd better get to work developing one. :D

[jobycom]

46. You can look up someone you do have a crush on already

That's what I did. Made my day. Your mileage may vary.

Then again, Lisa Loeb's cool!

[anarch]

49. I'm not sure I really have any crushes...

so I think I'll just go with their recommendations.

So, yeah, hey Lisa, if you're reading this...join up and send me a PM. I'll buy you a beer or something. Apparently, we have a lot to talk about!

:silly:

[MissMillie]

47. OK, now this is a little scary

according to this device, the best celebrity matches for me include Gary Coleman and Tom Cruise.


:scared:

[jobycom]

48. Tom Cruise, eh?

I still say he's underrated. :rofl:

[mvd]

52. This can't be right

I got Jenny McCarthy 100%. Yes, I think she's smarter than she seems, but I never had a crush on her.

[jobycom]

53. Ah, but if you really took the time to know her, not just her public

image, but the real her, under all that crass temprament and false stupidity... I don't know, she seems like an idiot to me, too. Sorry.

I guess you'll either have to conclude that you really are as shallow and materialistic as Jenny McCarthy, or else that the matchmaker is just goofy. Use your own decision. But I matched my celebrity crush by 95%!!!!!! So I made up my mind!

[mvd]

54. I definitely say the matchmaker is wrong!

:hi:

[jobycom]

55. My heart says otherwise.

It has to. It's very fragile right now... (You should hear me choking up on the last words as you read them...)

[mvd]

56. LOL

Well, I just put in Alison Lohman and got 79%. That's a little better.

[mvd]

57. And Anna Nalick 81%

It's not all bad. :-)

[Ally McLesbian]

61. I tried her just in case...

... and she's 79% (99% physical).

The good: she's only 10 minutes away from me.
The bad: I do think she's straight.

[mvd]

62. As far as I know, she is

Cool that you live that close to her. Love her music (and her looks, as a straight male.)

[Ally McLesbian]

63. Loved her album too

Easily the best album I picked up in all of 2005.

And yes... she does have great looks (and she's got lots of years ahead of her too).

[regnaD kciN]

58. 98% with MADONNA?????

So much for this site! :thumbsdown:

(She's the reason I stopped listening to popular music twenty years ago.)

[mvd]

59. Only got 47%

And I love Madonna's music, and she is pretty sexy still.

[Ally McLesbian]

60. I'm only pulling 65%

with the Original Ally McLesbian, Calista Flockhart. :(