Why are young Conservatives so dorky?

[HEyHEY]

At the pub last night there was a group of them, I guess having some kind of election wrap up party. One of them had a fake jersey on that said "Harper 1" on the back. IT WAS TUCKED IN, into stoned washed jeans.
All the other guys there, same thing... lame t-shirts tucked in to gawdy pants. It looked like a computer nerd convention.
Why are they such dorks?


I was actaully getting upset at their presence and was in danger of going over and riling things up... but did not.

[JVS]

1. You need to mellow out, bro. Take it easy, have a good time and...

what not. :smoke: don't get upset at the presence of others.

[HEyHEY]

4. Hells no, I hate dorky, young cons

[JVS]

5. MELLOW OUT DUDE!

[HEyHEY]

6. I can't take it, I'm going to go find them

ANd beat them

[DS1]

2. This is a good thing

it repels the cool chicks, so these dweebs end up with the frosty types

[azmouse]

3. Absolulety. And maybe it'll keep them from breeding more just like them.

[anarch]

7. because their role models are old conservatives

It stands to reason.

[friesianrider]

8. I've noticed the same thing...

The Young Republicans at my college are the biggers nerd-bombers ever. All of them are slightly obese with pasty pale skin and HAIRY.

To call them nerds would be polite.

[last_texas_dem]

9. Hey, some of us can't help it

I'm naturally hairy and pasty pale. Sunlight helps a little, though it makes me more pink than tan, but removing the hair would be a bit too "metrosexual" for me. So, I guess I have no choice but to stay a hairy, pasty pale left-winger!

[friesianrider]

14. But see, you're excused because you're intelligent!

Naturally, being intelligent and liberal go hand-in-hand. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It's this disdain for those not "cool" enough for our standards

that fuels so much conservative ire and thirst for liberal-bashing. They have the most pronounced inferiority complexes because they know thay can't be cool.

But...So what? Fuck 'em. If they don't know how to be interesting or happening, it's their fucking fault.

[lpbk2713]

11. Never could figure that one out.

Never could.

[robbedvoter]

15. Must be their bizarre anatomy - everything in the wrong place

:shrug:

[sshaw1980]

16. me either !

:rofl:

never in a million years...

[HEyHEY]

12. Shit check it out.. another pic matching the desciption

They look like these guys!

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I was thinking that today.

I only noticed a few Conservative pins around campus, but they were all attached to the dorkiest looking guys I've ever seen, haha. Can't really figure it out.

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. To attract their tacky female counterparts, of course.

[LynneSin]

18. If you had a large metal rod shoved up your ass you'd be dorky too

because most repukes I meet seem to be just like that!