Should I go in the closet or not?

[ZombieNixon]

It's slightly closer to the source of the wireless signal I'm leeching, so I think there might be better reception in there. On the other hand, it's cramped, there's no room for a chair and it's full of unwashed socks. What do you think?

































Sorry, it had to be done.

:hide:

[elshiva]

1. Come out. We love you for who you are.

Be gay, be free!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Me being gay would not be good.

1. I think I'd be really bad at it. Somehow, I don't think the notoriously hit-or-miss techniques I currently use on women will work on dudes.
2. Well...that's it really. I'd be a worse gay man than I am a straight man. Asexual reproduction is looking better and better. Divide, cells! Damn you! Divide!! :D

[elshiva]

4. LOL!

:rofl: Don't sell yourself short, lots of ladies probably find you attractive.
:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

6. I'm apparently the manwhore no one knows about.

:rofl:

Someone on DU once asked me how I keep the fact that so many women want me from going to my head. My response was "Wait a minute? Women want me? Well, I learned something today."

I'm terrible at reading the signs, and by the time I catch on, it's usually too late. x(

[elshiva]

7. Isn't the political correct term, Gigolow?

What do you charge?

[ZombieNixon]

9. Baby, I'll do it for free.

:D

[elshiva]

12. Thanks, hon.

But, I like the ladies a bit more. ;)

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Go ahead, Tom Cruise is waitng for you.

http://www.smithappens.com/video_southparkgay.php

[ZombieNixon]

5. That's it! I'm stayin' out!

:scared:

[Dukkha]

10. please come out of the closeeeeet

"THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUUUUUN!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Yes.

Clean it out while you're there. ;-)

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Depends.

Do you think Tom Cruise is in there?

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Stop stealing my wireless...! Just because I am not techie enough

to figure out encryption, does not make this a free country!