This election is depressing. Someone FLIRT with me.

[yvr girl]

*sigh*

[elshiva]

1. You have beautiful eyes, liberal and open.

[yvr girl]

4. My eyes aren't red?

But they are open.

[elshiva]

7. May I gaze into them? You smell like orchids.

[ZombieNixon]

2. So...how 'bout them Knicks? Sorry, I'm a terrible flirt.

As in, I'm terrible at flirting. :D

[u4ic]

3. Are you FRRRRRRRREE?

I resorted to watching this instead of the election results. I can't watch them anymore. :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Welcome to a slighty nicer version of our Hell.

I've been dealing with W since 1994, so to say I feel your pain is an understatement.

[yvr girl]

6. The minority should keep Harper in check

Also, he only started to get more votes when he toned down the right-wing rhetoric on social issues.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I have a feeling his reign won't last long.

Canadians are smart, and any conservatives are lousy governors.

[haydukelives]

9. Come here often?

[UrbScotty]

10. *** COME TO MICHIGAN ***

Close, but not too close.

[TK421]

11. Don't scream or I'll kill you......nevermind, that line never worked with

anyone. Well, I think you have a great personality:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Flirt? In the *Lounge*?!?

You know we don't do that here.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear Oeditpus Rex!

Nope, no flirting.....just seduction! :blush:

[Canuckistanian]

14. Is it hot in here?

Or is it just... you?

[Canuckistanian]

21. Hey, the book said that would work!

Where's that 1-800 number....

[FuzzySlippers]

15. That's not a banana in my pocket...I'm just happy to see you.

Wait....I'm a woman......:wtf: am I talking about?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. Hey baby how ya doin'?

:popcorn:

[NMMNG]

17. Hello beautiful,

How would you like to come over for a candle lit dinner, fragrant bubble bath, and some ?

[edbermac]

18. You have sexy earlobes...

;)

[NewJeffCT]

19. hey baby...

what's your sign?

come here often?

did anybody ever tell you that you look like that famous actress?

[Ohio Joe]

20. Sorry

I'm not very good at that, I even tried an online dating service for a while and just had too much trouble with it. In person, thats another story :) Tell me when you visit Ohio and I'll show you some real flirting.

[khashka]

22. Ah you know I love you

Saw you trashed today on either FR or CU. That should give you a chuckle :)

But I love you my dear yivver.

Khash.