John Tesh's music is the sonic equivalent of mayonnaise. Discuss.

[kedrys]

Not an epiphany or anything, just an observation. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. That's an insult to self-respecting mayonnaise

At least I could be persuaded to eat something with mayonnaise in it.

[kedrys]

6. My profuse apologies to mayonnaise

I understand it's a food group in Eastern Canada. :D

[Dave Reynolds]

2. That, my fellow human,

is a great insult to mayonnaise.

[kedrys]

7. Oh, I get it: Mayonnaise=natural ingredients

John Tesh's music=unnatural...whatever. :D

[GOPisEvil]

3. Might I suggest Miracle Whip?

Well-done mayonnaise actually has taste and is natural. Miracle Whip is processed crap. (IMHO of course)

[kedrys]

5. You have a point there.

I have no idea why people even consider putting Miracle Whip in a sammich. Or listening to it, for that matter.

[elshiva]

4. John Tesh: YEECK!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[kedrys]

8. My sister listens to that shite

I tried to ply her with various and sundry obnoxious metal, but she retaliated with Barry...Barry...I can't even type it. Anyway, I ran out of the room screaming. :scared:

the horror...the horror...

[elshiva]

9. Manilow? "I Write the Boring Songs?"

EEEEEEEEEEK! RUN!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. I like mayo on sandwiches and burgers. So there's a difference.

[SnohoDem]

11. It's too bland to be mayonnaise. n/t

[TheProphetess]

12. Well said!

:spray:

[leftofthedial]

13. mayonnaise is great stuff

so I can't agree with you there

[aclog]

14. The John Tesh Radio Show

is therefore equivalent to a dingleberry