Here's why I would make a good DU mod:

[XemaSab]

1. I would call Matcom at 1 AM and ask if his scooter is running.

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[Dave Reynolds]

1. Make repeat calls at 2 and 3,

and you will have my vote.

[XemaSab]

4. If that's what it takes to get your vote...

that's what I'll have to do. :patriot:

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Hating everyone here equally,

I would be completely impartial.}(

[Maddy McCall]

3. When bored, I'd randomly push the Zap! button and tombstone...

DU members, justd for shits and giggles. Sometimes it's just too cluttered here.

[SteppingRazor]

6. Good idea! How about I do you first?

ZAP! :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

15. That wouldn't be random.

You have to just close your eyes, and ZAP someone in a thread, someone like CaliforniaPeggy or Nini--you know, nice people who surely wouldn't deserve it. Then not only would that cause immediate excitement, but for six months, people would say, "Why was Nini banned?! She's a saint!"

LOL. And Peggy and Nini, you know I just picked your names because you two are the most unbannable people on DU. :-) :pals:

[nini]

16. I just saw this

You are too sweet :hug:


But, don't be fooled. I have my moments which we all do. :D


You're pretty sweet yourself Maddy!

[matcom]

5. ACK!!

and here i WAS gonna vote for you! :D

[XemaSab]

8. So what can I do to get your vote?

Would it be okay if I called someone else at the same time? :shrug:

[matcom]

9. call DS1 at 3:00 am

don't worry. he doesn't get at all cranky

[XemaSab]

10. Okay!

Can I do this after I become a mod? :shrug:

And what should I say? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. You should tell him how much you love him and appreciate him

and all that stuff. He LOVES appreciation threads, so imagine how he will feel about an appreciation phone call.



:bounce:

[jobycom]

7. You should choose a time when he's asleep, instead.

If he's ever asleep.

[KitchenWitch]

11. You look good in a thong bikini for the mod hot tub!

[XemaSab]

12. Me???

Ha!

[Midlodemocrat]

14. We usually don't wear suits.

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