Awesome jobs NOONE gets to do.

[WeRQ4U]

Breast Augmentation Authenticity Evaluator

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Marijuana quality analyst

[Hugin]

2. Glitter Placement Specialist

I can see matcom scaning the classifieds now.

[Wapsie B]

3. Adult film assistant casting director

[SOteric]

4. Olympic Slacking Team Trainer

Sofa Surfing in specialty.

[Squatch]

5. Federal Beer Quality Assurance Inspector

[WeRQ4U]

6. Good one.

The FDA should get someone on this, asap. Or would it be ATF?

[Squatch]

7. They can sub-contract it out to Squatch Industries, LLC

[Ryano42]

8. Ho Ho Unroller...

:9


Or Grenade Polisher
:rofl:

[Squatch]

9. "Awesome" jobs

not "Incredibly life-threatening". Don't you know that trans-fats will kill you?

[WeRQ4U]

10. Grenades aren't always user friendly either.

;-)

[Ryano42]

12. Oh now you tell me...

and I got chocolate all over the grenades!
:dunce:

Maybe there is a better alternative? (to the HoHo's and grenades?) :think:

[justabob]

11. lego engineers/architects

Can you imagine getting to build stuff with legos all day? :D

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. Pornography Efficacy Evaluator -nt

[mongo]

19. That's part of my job

along with CEO, sales clerk, janitor, merchandiser, receiving clerk, bookkeeper, etc.

[jane_pippin]

13. Professional Layabout/Couch Island Activities Director

Oh, now that would be nice right about now.

[azmouse]

15. Halliburton Liquidator... but I'm not without hope!

Some time, some where, all their corruption will be revealed.

[skygazer]

16. Roller coaster test rider

[KitchenWitch]

18. Hey, sign me up

and get me the motion sickness patch...I love rollercoasters, but as I age, my stomach cannot take them as much.

[sasquatch]

17. Stripper certification tester

:D

[maveric]

22. I know someone who did that!

A friend of my ex-girlfriend who "danced" for 18 years.
Thats what this dude's job was. Auditioning and rating strippers for possible employment opportunities.
He actually got paid to do this.

[grateful581]

20. this dudes job

John Harrison is Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream taste tester.
He gets paid to eat ice cream every day.

[MindPilot]

21. Parking Meter/Speedbump Removal Specialist

[kwassa]

23. I was actually paid to be a bikini inspector, on the models ....

One day job. Went to a sporting goods convention, acted as a buyer for my girlfriend's sister's swimwear shop. I had to carefully inspect the overlock stitching, of course. However, I was doing it with my girlfriend right there.

Also, worked backstage at a fashion show, with all these beautiful women dressing and undressing all around me. Great job, somebody has to do it.