Jeff Gannon is ready to testify: What questions would you ask?

[LynneSin]

You're the prosecuter in the Valerie Plame case and Jeff Gannon has been called in as a witness for the defense.

What question would you ask of Mr. Gucke....I mean Gannon

As an added bonus, Gannon's penis will shrink half an inch for every lie he tells (which would put a real damper in his other career)

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If you recall, I was the first reporter to confront Joe Wilson about the memo that proved he was less than honest about how he came to be chosen for the mission to Niger.

I'm ready to testify - in fact - I'm looking forward to it.

This is what he has posted on his home page right now

Let the questioning begin!!!

[edbermac]

1. Jeff, do you like movies with gladiators?

[Lochloosa]

2. Is *'s dick as small as everyone thinks?

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

3. Jeff, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Beer Snob-50]

4. Are you the catcher or the pitcher in your relationship with

the press secretary.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I wouldn't ask anything, I'd just insult him at the maximum of my ability

for about ten minutes, then sit down.

[Missy Vixen]

6. I'm thinking he'd be impeached as a witness

within 30 seconds of his rear end hitting the witness chair, but that's my opinion.

Julie

[Hugin]

7. "`Jeff`, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Stolen from the movie "Airplane!"

[underpants]

8. What part of Who What When Where How and Why didn't you understand?

$50 for a weekend seminar on journalism?

Had you ever read a newspaper at that point?

[6000eliot]

9. "Who do you have to blow to get a WH press pass?"

[DainBramaged]

10. Do you shave the weiner or put buns on the dog with Karl?