Have you been aroused at work?

[ForrestGump]

Any photographic evidence? Security tapes?

Just idle curiosity...

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Once,

there was some activity in a surgical staff lounge.

But only two people know about it.

[ZombieNixon]

3. That smiley is INCREDIBLY DISTURBING!!!!

:scared:

[ForrestGump]

5. Only two people?

That's what you think. :D

[LeftyMom]

2. I got the security tape:

[ForrestGump]

7. :D

:rofl:

I'm a little disturbed at how you managed to raise the desk, though. Is there something you're not telling us about? :scared:

[LeftyMom]

12. Who said it was tape of me?

I definitely don't have a desk levitator.

[ForrestGump]

19. Thank you

for putting my mind at ease. Not to mention that of a certain FL vegan. :-)

[LeftyMom]

21. He knows perfectly well I haven't got a desk lifter.

:blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Hi, my dear Forrest!

The answer to your question is NO....NEVER....

NOT at work...almost anyplace else, though.....the answer might be different......

WHERE have you been? I have missed you!

And why are you asking this question? Were you aroused at work? Hmmm?

[ForrestGump]

10. Was I?

It's been known to happen. :D

I've been not-here for a couple or three days, but it seems like weeks. Still not-here, actually. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

6. i got a chubby at a tooling meeting once

for no reason it just wanted to say hello

[ForrestGump]

11. I'm guessing that this wasn't the kind of tooling

they had in mind...

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. Due to an ongoing investigation, I am unable to comment.

:yoiks:

[ForrestGump]

14. Yeah, we watchin' you, boyh...

:hide:

[Missy Vixen]

9. Somehow, I'm thinking this thread probably won't last long

However ;-), someone who lives in our house works in the software industry. It seems there are former coworkers who believe themselves to be invisible to surveillance cameras.

I'm just saying.
Julie

[ForrestGump]

15. Big Brother is watching,

they should know that... :D

[Fox Mulder]

13. More than aroused...

I used to work in a library with a very attractive female...let's just say the stacks will never be the same. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

17. Well-stacked?

Is this what you're trying to tell me?

Did she have glasses? :evilgrin:

[bleedingheart]

16. I married a coworker....

nuff said...

[ForrestGump]

18. Me, too...

Sorta.

Too much said... :-(

[yvr girl]

20. Does making out after hours with a supervisor count?

I was young. It wasn't a good idea. But he was a GREAT kisser.

[ForrestGump]

25. Sounds like a good idea to me

:D

[xmas74]

22. Uh yeah-who hasn't?

And I'm sure someone has proof of it somewhere.

[ForrestGump]

26. The old photocopies-of-bottoms thing?

:evilgrin:



Shoot...what's taking these new moderators so long to lock this thread? I'm timing them, per Skinner's instructions as part of their bimonthly Moderator Stress Test. Response time is woefully inadequate...it'll all be in my report. :P

[xmas74]

29. No-more like video.

I swear I notice the camera after we were putting our clothes back on.

And this thread should have already been locked. Maybe that will put it over the top.

[ForrestGump]

31. Oops

:blush:

Darned cameras are everywhere, these days...

And, yes, I demand this thread be locked. :D

[xmas74]

32. This was six years ago.

They were around even then. Strangely enough, I received a promotion two weeks later...

And yes, this should have already been locked by now. Someone is falling down on the job!

[ForrestGump]

34. At least there were no negative effects

in that respect.

And undoubtedly better production values than some!




Locking? When? Hello? Helllllloooooooooo?

[xmas74]

35. And still not locked!

Maybe I should post an old pic of my boobies. That would probably lock this in a heartbeat.

[ForrestGump]

36. Good idea! Great idea! Yes! For the common good!!!

:headbang:

[SoCalDem]

30. apparently this teacher did..

I bet the yearbook committee had a laugh or two

?click

[xmas74]

33. Yuck!

Looks like my old hs botany teacher!

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Oh hell yeah! Plenty of times!

And my boss wasn't too happy when he caught me in the act, either.








It's so embarrassing falling asleep on the desk like that...

[ForrestGump]

27. On the desk?

Stop. You're exciting me too much... :blush:

[Deja Q]

24. Depends on what one is looking at during that particular moment...

Looking at a coworker? Normal.

Looking at a lightswitch? Abnormal.

Looking at the iconic image in front of the loo? Probably normal.

Looking at the toaster that's cleverly hidden so OSHA won't find it? Very abnormal!

Looking at the boss? Normal if you think that you'll get promotions and special treatment.

Looking at the boss? Abnormal and expect to be dismissed if (s)he isn't interested in frolicking the funbag(s)...

[ForrestGump]

28. Looking at a mirror?

Priceless.

:P

:yourock:

[jmm]

37. Locked

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