Why do women only go for "bad boys"?

[Wetzelbill]

Oh sorry, I just feel like starting trouble. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

1. You're wanting a sore fanny, aren't you?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:P

[Wetzelbill]

4. well... um...

Sure! I never turn down a good spanking! :silly:

[Sugar Smack]

12. Not for nothin', I notice the recipient is always smiling!

Even with a rosy red rect.....oh, well you know! :rofl:

[Redstone]

47. YOU are being a bad GIRL, aren't you?

Look for lots of PMs from the boys tonight.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

54. Wheeeee! *bounce*

Fun, well, I can handle that. I deliver a spankie, I do. But I need to keep my strength up; *smooth segue* tell me, if you haven't already noticed my thread, what that secret tomato sandwich recipe is, please? :9

Oh, also---:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

And :loveya:

[nini]

7. fanny? Do we have the same mother?????

I love it! I haven't heard that word in a while - it was one of my mother's favorite lines with us :D


:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

11. LOL! "fanny" is funny.

I like to tell some people to kiss mine.

:hi: :loveya: :patriot:

[Wetzelbill]

20. it is a funny word

totally old school.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. My mom needed an anatomy lesson

Or something.

She used to say, "I'm gonna spank your twat!"

I was a little too old to be spanked — well, except recreationally — before I learned she was a bit confused.

[Wetzelbill]

31. hahahaha

oh now THAT is funneee!!

[texas1928]

42. You are going to do something to my aunt?

Why?

[Sugar Smack]

62. I thought all aunts were named "Tillie"

or "Louise" or "Nancy".

I shan't do anything to your aunt! :D

[texas1928]

65. I had an Aunt Fanny, Naomi, Bernice, Johnnie, and Grace

They were all great aunts. Fanny died at 98.

[ZombieNixon]

2. And why do no beautiful women randomly come up to me and

offer to have the wild, no strings attached monkey sex I so richly deserve?! :grr:

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

3. Yes! exactly!

:)

[JVS]

10. Darn Fuckin Tootin!

[ZombieNixon]

18. Yes, that's what I want.

:D

[leftofthedial]

5. all except the "good" ones

and they are all either married or lesbian or both

you are a troublemaker

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. Because deep down inside, all women are bad, bad girls.

}(

[Wetzelbill]

15. and that's what keeps guys like us in business

:evilgrin:

Oops, I meant, why do nice guys finish last? O8)

[zanne]

8. It's not the "bad" guys--it's the teasing guys!

It's the same for both men and women. We all, at one time or another, get sucked into the game of "Come here, go away". I think our own egos are involved. I mean he/she can't possibly be playing games with "me"; I'm way too good for that! It MUST be something else, and I think I'll stick around and try to find out what it is. And then, there's that big sucking sound.....

[Wetzelbill]

13. ahh yes a serious answer

to my goofy post.

Was that a haiku?

:)

Nice sucking sound analogy!

[Guava Jelly]

9. because nice guys are boring

the ladies need excitement and an @$$hole is more exciting

[Hello_Kitty]

29. Not to mention whiny control freaks. Sorry but many Nice Guys are. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

36. awww but I'm sooooo niiiiiiiiiccceeee!

Now go sweep the floor and cook!!!! :)

[jane_pippin]

14. That's the spirit--disappear for a bit and come back swingin'!

:spank:

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

16. I am not one for subtlety

:)

[jane_pippin]

23. I thought perhaps this was some kind of "rebranding" effort on your part

(here's where the "retooling" joke I'm not going to make goes.)

Nice to see you around. :)

[Wetzelbill]

28. oh yeah

nice to see you around too. :)

[Wetzelbill]

17. Damn dupe

:)

[Wetzelbill]

19. I bet anybody here a million dollars that Misunderestimator shows up

on this thread. Any takers? (I don't have anywhere near a million dollars, more like 10 or so)

:)

[maveric]

21. And then they complain that "All men are Assholes".

Though most of them are.....
You opt for the abusive asshole, dont complain to me about it!
Your choice!

[Hello_Kitty]

26. Hey and don't complain to us that "women don't like nice guys"

If the only ones you deem worthy of pursuit are snotty "Hot Babes".

[Wetzelbill]

33. yeah you tell it like it is CC

:)

Maybe I should have used the sarcasm smiley in my OP just to make sure nobody got hurt. :)

[elehhhhna]

22. They confuse feelings of danger with excitement/infatuation.

[cynatnite]

25. Because women think they can 'reform' the bad boy n/t

[Wetzelbill]

35. how about if you want to mold a good guy into a bad guy image?

I have no clue what I am talking about right now.

[cynatnite]

46. Well, a woman could do what I did years ago...

Got engaged to a nice guy, a week before the wedding break it off to take off with my old high school boyfriend.

This was about 20 years ago. Needless to say, I have no doubt I was called a variety of names I completely deserved.

I suspect my actions may have turned him into a bad boy.

[Wetzelbill]

49. Ouch!

You are such a jerk! And, I am oddly attracted to you now... :)

So how did it work out for you? I mean, you have to follow your heart you know?

[cynatnite]

52. I was a bad girl

Broke it off with old boyfriend and got my head together. A few years later met another guy. We've been married over 18 years now and have three kids.

Lost my bad girl ways due to him :)

[Wetzelbill]

55. well good for you

at least you worked it out and ended up happy. :)

[RetroLounge]

68. Lost my bad girl ways?

You mean you just focused them where they were appreciated, right?

:D

RL

[skygazer]

27. For the same reason that men only go

For air-headed blondes with big boobs. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

30. yes, aren't both men and women just complete stereotypes?

It's a wonder the rest of us non-blonde/boobed and "Bad" people ever procreate at all. Curse the world for being so simple!!!

[JVS]

32. More importantly, how does one act the part of the "bad boy"?

[Wetzelbill]

34. Leather Jacket, white t-shirt with Camels rolled up in the sleeves

then you wistfully stare off in the distance as if you and only you can see the whole sordid pain of actually living life. It helps to have a motorcycle too. And, you should like to fight, as well.

[phrenzy]

37. Bad Boy Of The Month

[Wetzelbill]

38. did I just swoon?

I am neither female or gay.. WTF?

[phrenzy]

40. Agreed

He's one of those guys that makes me uncomfortable to look at.

[skygazer]

43. Who is THAT tasty young thing?

*wipes drool from chin*

[xmas74]

50. Plays Sawyer on Lost.

Gawd he's soooo hawt!

[RetroLounge]

69. Holy Shite!

Oh, wait, I'm straight, aren't I?

Who cares...

:pant: :drool:

RL

[alarcojon]

39. Where have I seen THIS before?

Hey, Bill, goofing off from classes again?

[Wetzelbill]

41. yeah, looking to start some trouble

you know how it is. :)

I almost went with "Women's Brains Are Smaller Than Men's" but, joking or not, I knew my life may very well have been ended. :)

[sendero]

44. It's 100% biology..

... my friend, just like the bad choices men make :) Both sexes are driven by subconscious wishes rather than rational thought. We're made that way, on purpose!

[Redstone]

45. Because we're hot.

Redstone

[Wetzelbill]

48. see that is the right answer!

and we write books and fight badgers too. Things like that. :)

[skygazer]

51. *swoons*

He said "fight badgers"! What a man! :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

58. hahaha

it stems from a funny story I told Redstone about my brother getting attacked by a badger and he had to fistfight it off, lol.

[Redstone]

70. And ospreys. Maybe not a cool as a badger, but I done fought

one of them, mano a birdo.

He won the first round, but the broom handle and I eventually took it by a decision.

So...maybe it's the scars that drives them wimmens crazy?

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

53. Better in the sack

:evilgrin:

Actually I have no idea.

[Wetzelbill]

56. sure you don't

:)

[LeftyMom]

57. I don't date bad boys

I date boys too smart to get caught. :)

[Wetzelbill]

59. ahhh now I'm putting it all together

I might figure you women out yet. (never gonna happen) :)

[LeftyMom]

60. As I said on another thread

Figuring out women is too large a job, understanding one woman is a lifetime's work.

[Wetzelbill]

61. well put

I only wish to be wise enough to follow that advice. :)

[LeftyMom]

63. It's seems easy enough to do if you find the right person

The finding the right person thing is tough, though.

[Wetzelbill]

64. damn near impossible if you ask me

:)

But, I suppose I'll keep trying. :)

[Sugar Smack]

66. If you REALLY want to start trouble,

post some Eagles lyrics. *stands back, watching, arms folded*


G'head!

[RetroLounge]

67. Bad enough for you?

RL