What can I do to start being a "bad boy"?

[Deja Q]

:shrug:

[Hello_Kitty]

1. If ya have to ask you'll never be one. n/t

[Redstone]

14. You beat me to it. It's gotta come natural, and you can't fake it.

Redstone

[LSK]

2. start beating up kittens

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

6. But wouldn't I have to do that in public?

Privately, ain't nobody gonna know about it... :rofl:

[LSK]

8. no, only in the lounge

[Deja Q]

10. Oh jeez. You want pictures?!

www.adult......com has what you need. And I doubt you'll find any "HypnoToad"s there - and if you did, that's not me because I used a different name, if I am there... Nyah nyah nyah-nyah-nyah! :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dukkha]

3. rip tags off of mattresses

steal milk crates
record Major League Baseball without expressed written consent
double dip chips

[Gormy Cuss]

4. See this thread for some ideas

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4641926

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

5. Change your name to 'W'....

OH WAIT... You said bad not evil. Sorry!

[Sugar Smack]

7. Stop smelling so nice-

chew with your mouth open, make little piggy grunting noises. Cuss a lot. Get spanked more. Wait..that comes afterwards.

Light things on fire that you shouldn't.
Wink at inappropriate times.
Become a pickpocket.

Have I helped you any? I just want to help!! :D

[skygazer]

9. Trip old ladies on the sidewalk

Sneer a lot.
Call people "youse guys."
Beat up people smaller than you.

[JVS]

11. Chew tobacco

[DS1]

12. Borrow Frank Costanza's muscle car, roll up your pant legs, wear a varsity

jacket.

[Sugar Smack]

13. OK, doubtless we have a winner here! And

if you include warnings and innuendoes, you're in there like swimwear. You need a really bad reputation first. :thumbsup:

[robbedvoter]

15. Post naughty threads in the launge...oh, wait, you are one!

Like Moliere's Burgeois who discovered that he was making prose without knowing it, so you are already a bad boy!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. I'm going to bookmark this!!

:applause: :popcorn: