Toilet Humor

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

A photo my grandfather took during WWII

[JVS]

1. Was it a law that you had to smoke on the shitter then?

I've never heard anyone say "I really love a nice smoke while sitting on the can"

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. I think it eased the tension

when you had 10 guys shitting at the same time :P

...and Ive done it before...but not the 10 other guys

[JVS]

4. Maybe it's a way of disguising how much time you need to take a crap...

by making it so everyone takes the amount of time it takes to smoke a cigarette :shrug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. too bad my grandfater is not around to ask...

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

10. air freshener

it's not like they had cans of Oust

[Wapsie B]

2. Here I sit all broken hearted...............

[JVS]

5. It's better to try to crap and only fart than the other way around

[In_The_Wind]

7. That's really funny!

Is this a bodily function thread?





:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. Thanks Joani!

:loveya:

and its a thread commerating WWII heros, and what they had to go through! :D


:hi: how are you?

[In_The_Wind]

12. The men who fought in WWII were indeed heroes.

My father was stationed in Alaska. He was a 1st Boswains Mate in the Coast Guard.




I'm fighting a few paperwork battles of the legal type. Then I have two months of building permits and renovations to complete before my Spring escape. In short = I'm going quietly nuts!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. ...that sounds quite consuming...

x(

At least I know you are only going quiely nuts;) I feel like I havent seen you post in ages! are you coming into the city with the other DU ladies in feb? I hope so :hug::loveya:

[peekaloo]

8. Looks like Lyndon Johnson on the right! Is this a cabinet meeting?

:D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

13. bwahaha!

:rofl:
I thought he looked familiar ;)

[evlbstrd]

11. I had to do that in the Navy.

We were living on an old "personnel barge" in a shipyard.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. the price of defending your country I guess

:patriot:

but damn....thats a real shitty situation

[evlbstrd]

15. It was a small price to pay.

Compared to what others are paying now. But it was shitty.

[elshiva]

22. Remember that photo of Zappa on the toliet?

[evlbstrd]

25. It's a classic.

[elshiva]

26. There was also a photo of him and all the Mothers in a

bathroom. Zappa was sitting on a toliet but with his pants up. And the Mothers were in the bathtub.

[evlbstrd]

27. I recall seeing that.

I can't find it, though.

[elshiva]

28. It's in "No Commercial Potential"

[evlbstrd]

29. Aah.

One of the few LPs I don't have.

[elshiva]

30. Sorry.No, I mean it's in the Book "No Commercial Potential"

[evlbstrd]

31. I've read it, but I don't have that, either.

I'll check the local used book store.
Have you read "The Real Frank Zappa Book?"

[elshiva]

32. No, only No Commercial Potential.

[evlbstrd]

33. It's straight from Frank.

You'd like it.
Here's the Amazon review:

Amazon.com
This is the second-best way to expose yourself to the particular genius of Frank Zappa (music is the best, after all)--through his own words. In addition to being an idiosyncratic American composer of some degree of controversy, Zappa was an orator of no small ability or scope. He was known for his ability to expound at great length (and to hilarious effect) on any number of topics. The Real Frank Zappa Book faithfully captures this side of its author, composed of essays on everything from his background and upbringing, to politics, capitalism, and raising children. Zappa takes the opportunity to dispel some of the most pervasive rumors that surrounded him right up to (and even persist after) his death in 1993 (no he didn't do drugs, or sleep with all those groupies). If you're familiar with the man, you will be able to hear his distinctive enunciations (aided by the bold-facing of certain words and Zappaisms) as you read the assorted road stories, his views on making music for a living, and scenes from two--count them, two--organized hearings on obscenity in music. Of course, the chapter titles speak for themselves and include such Zappa winners as "All About Schmucks," "Marriage (As a Dada Concept)," and "America Drinks and Goes Marching."

[elshiva]

34. He was a great great man! Neato thanks!

[jus_the_facts]

17. The joke's on who?

:hurts:

:hi: M'man!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. ...... way ...... to ......... funny .......

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:smoke: :hi:

[jus_the_facts]

21. Uninhibited is an understatement....

[B Calm]

19. Is that knotty pine or cedar walls?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

23. you think the army would spring for cedar?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

20. Wallowing in unison?

:wow:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

24. not my kind of wallowing

:evilgrin:

:wow:

[terrya]

35. Locking

Bodily function posts or threads? Um, no.