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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:15 PM
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I am Ted Kennedy's secret son. Now stop talking about it.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:18 PM
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1. I am Ted and Marilyn Monroe's
unknown love child, when she cheated on Joe and Bobby with John.

And Jackie never acknowledged me...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:20 PM
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3. Then we are brothers!
:hug: :toast: Well, half-brothers, my mommy is a Vogon.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:20 PM
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2. But...you're a chick. How did that happen?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:22 PM
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4. Had a sex change. This is what I looked like before the operation:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:31 PM
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5. Brain the size of a planet, and they put me to work parking cars...
:rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:37 PM
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6. "Why do I even bother asking you these questions?
It's obviously a completely pointless exercise."
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 10:45 PM
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7. "The first ten million years, they were the worst.
The second ten million years, they were the worst, too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline." :D
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