Great quotes for all those folks who have ever loved a dog

[Bozita]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Cute..another good one

"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." - Alexander Pope

[LeftyMom]

2. Ooh! A Heinlein quote I haven't used in my sig yet.

Do you mind if I borrow this one?

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

[Bozita]

5. Enjoy

[kskiska]

3. Alexander Pope

I am his majesty's dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, whose dog are you? -- Alexander Pope

[The Magistrate]

4. Though Not Much Of A Dog Person Myself, Sir

This line is a pleasant one:

"I will strive to be as good a man as my dog thinks I am."

[XemaSab]

6. Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

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[Skittles]

7. my favorite dog quotes

Your dog doesn't care if you make a fool of yourself; in fact, it is apt to make a fool out of itself right along with you.

A dog is the only animal on earth with a love of humans programmed in its DNA.