Blame Bill Clinton for something!

[UrbScotty]

I hereby blame William Jefferson Clinton for the fact that it is cloudy in my part of the country.

[Lochloosa]

1. We need rain really bad

I'm sure it's his fault. Global Warming stuff...

[Sugar Smack]

2. I blame Bill Clinton for the recent pileup of phone books

at my doorstep.

;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Bill Clinton hides my keys.

:silly:

[Hugin]

8. Bill Clinton stole my shoe!

:eyes:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. Bill Clinton is responsible for Strong Atheist's earworm.

;)

[underpants]

5. It's Clinton's fault the 90's ended

I mean who was President then anyway?

[purr]

6. I blame him for the Verizon guy

not showing up :mad:

[Lochloosa]

7. For starting this Thread!

:evilgrin:

[dr.strangelove]

9. I have this damn big book taking up space on my bookshelf

and since he inscribed it to me, I can't bear to part with it. It takes up too much room.

[Brewman_Jax]

10. Bill Clinton is responsible for

stupid freepers giving us the wrong answer at last night's trivia game and not winning. Damn freepers. :P

[DS1]

11. My socks don't stay up and keep falling into my boots

:grr:

[BlueIris]

12. CLINTON BROKE UP MY PARENT'S MARRIAGE! I'm a child of divorce!

Just kidding. I actually WISH that had been the case.

[LynneSin]

13. I know it was Clinton that screwed up my damn database security

and now nothing is working

DAMN HIM!!

[calico1]

14. I found a hairball in my shoe this morning.

I immediately thought Bill Clinton must have something to do with that. He put my cats up to that. I am sure of it! And none of them will talk!

[UrbScotty]

16. I'd blame Socks for that. (nt)

[calico1]

26. No, that wouldn't be right.

Socks left the Clintons to go live with his secretary, remember?

[Jokerman]

15. It's Bill Clinton's fault that I'm getting older.

If Bill hadn't kept the BFEE out of the White House for 8 years, we'd all be dead by now.

[MissMillie]

17. I am having such a bad hair day and it's BILL CLINTON'S fault!

I mean, really.... does he think he can just get away with this?

[Sugar Smack]

19. Did he put those raisins in your scone too?

:grouphug:

[MissMillie]

25. D'oh! It must have been him!

Impeach him I say!!!!

[myrna minx]

18. I blame Bill Clinton for my bad hair day.

That and I blame him for the salting of Carthage. CONFOUND HIM!!!!11!1

[StaggerLee]

20. I forgot to efile my state tax return along with my federal return

Darn you Big Dog!

DARN YOU!!!!11

[Saphire]

21. It's Bill Clintons fault I have to go to the dentist today!

[UrbScotty]

22. Yeah, he makes you overdo it with sweets (nt)

[jakefrep]

23. I blame Bill Clinton...

...for not changing the Constitution so he could run for a third term.

[NoPasaran]

24. Bill Clinton cancelled "Arrested Development"

The bastard...:mad:

[ChoralScholar]

27. Bill Clinton put the bomp in the bomp-du-bomp-du-bomp

and therefore was responsible for the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

He also may have written "The Book of Love"

[WeRQ4U]

28. Bill Clinton causes lung cancer.

Bastard.

[peekaloo]

29. Global warming.

heat from the Clenis is gonna kill us all!!!!!

[madinmaryland]

30. He caused my cats to start chasing the bed gremlins at

5 in the morning.

[kedrys]

31. Bill Clinton gave me a cold

I'm congested, miserable, I'm missing work, and I'm going to fall further behind because of BILL CLINTON! :P

[RevCheesehead]

32. He's the reason Russ Feingold hasn't called me yet.

Since Russ is now "available," I know for certain he'd call me, if it weren't for that damned Monica thing. :grr:

[elshiva]

57. Blame Clinton for not stepping down after Russ pardoned him

Then Russ, like Ford, could have been president and RevCheesehead could have been first lady. See Clinton spoiled everything...

[RevCheesehead]

64. Honey, the world ain't ready for me yet.

Besides, they wouldn't call me "First Lady" - it would be "First Cheese".
:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

33. that bastard gave me insomnia!

damn him! :grr:

[azmouse]

34. It's Clinton's fault I gained weight in the 90's.

All that talk about burgers and fries! Damn him!

[GOPisEvil]

35. He turned me into a newt!!

I got better.

[anarch]

36. Bill Clinton killed my hermit crab!

Sure, it was in 1982, but I'm sure Clinton's lax morals had something to do with it. :mad:

[jobycom]

37. Eight years in office and Thomas Kincaide is STILL free! nt

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Bill Clinton killed Christ!

And he caused the explosion of Krakatoa!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

39. Chopper 4? BILL CLINTON!

A little "Sklar Brothers" humor for those in the know.



:evilgrin:

[grateful581]

40. Bill Clinton stole all my BEER!

[Zambero]

41. That all depends on what the meaning of "is cloudy" is

Is it actually cloudy or is you imagining things? Is it high clouds, or is it low clouds? Is the clouds making rain? If so, is there a parade on tap? Is your planned golf day in ruins? If any of these things indeed "is", then Bill Clinton is indeed the responsible party!

[Midlodemocrat]

42. It is Clinton's fault my desk is a mess.

[aclog]

43. Well

I blame Clinton for my late-90s depression since it really bummed me out that an old fuddy-duddy (relatively speaking) was getting more head than me :(

[uppityperson]

44. I have a cold and its all his fault.

[UrbScotty]

47. I had it a couple weeks ago!

Grr!

[tjwash]

45. Bill Clinton kicked my dog.

It's true!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. Clinton told me to put off working.

I better listen to the good Republicans and start working now.

[hiaasenrocks]

48. That damn Bill Clinton....

I bought a bag of Doritos earlier and they were almost all broken. IMPEACH CLINTON NOW!

[no name no slogan]

49. I got fat in the 1990s because of Bill Clinton

I started the decade a svelt 140 lbs. I ended it at 210 lbs.

THAT FAT FUCK MADE ME FAT! FUCK!

[Sugar Smack]

70. *snort*

LOL! "THAT FAT FUCK MADE ME FAT! FUCK!"

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[hiaasenrocks]

50. Has anyone seen the stand-up comedian..

who said he named his dog Bill Clinton so he could blame everything on him?

Wife: Who knocked over the trash can?
Him: Must've been Bill Clinton!

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

51. Bill Clinton lets my cats out and then they fuss at ME! nt

[libodem]

52. Is there anything he hasn't been blamed for

he's a brilliant man who got swiftboated by the repubs. They hung that scandal around his neck like an albatross. I believe they would do the same thing to Hillary if she runs. Smear campaigns. Bastards. Why can't we play as unfair as those guys? All this horrifying scandal flying around Washington and nothing sticks. They just shred documents and refuse to comment, plead the 5th, and deny everything. Whata racket.

[SofaKingLiberal]

53. Bill Clinton is responsible for the Black Plague. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

54. Bill Clinton wrote " A Million Little Pieces"

[DarienComp]

55. Osama bin Clinton and his wife Hitlery invented bird flu.

And they also made me a homo.

[jobycom]

56. Bill Clinton gave Eve the apple! nt

[swag]

58. Bill Clinton took too long at the cash machine.

Soup guy was out of hot Tuscan Bean by the time I had gotten cash and made it back.

Fuckin' Bill Clinton.

[flamingyouth]

59. I had to replace my brake pads this week.

Goddamn Bill Clinton. :mad:

[cynatnite]

60. It's Bill Clinton's fault that I can't quit smoking n/t

[LSK]

61. Bill Clinton caused the Chicago Bulls to loose 23 games this year!

That bastard and his blowjobs!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

62. Bill Clinton caused the Tsunami.

Then he had the temerity to pretend he was trying to help victims ... yeah, the victims he helped CREATE! :grr:

[swag]

63. Bill Clinton makes a big show at the elevator of letting everyone else

on first.

So the elevator fills up with big-calved office betties first, and all the law office people who get off on 3 through 5. Most of them should just take the fucking stairs, but Bill Clinton holds the elevator door open with his left arm so grandly, welcoming everybody into the elevator with his big hammy smile, holding up fucking progress, stinking of cologne, greeting all so effusively with such studied and worn warmth in his smile. He's really just making people late for work with his pseudo-chivalrous theatrics. Big fucking jerk. Ham-and-cheese croissant on his breath. So gross. I usually just wait for the next elevator if he's there. I can't stand his fucking pageantry. He makes small talk on the elevator and everybody just giggles. Stupid fuckers.

I saw him standing at the urinal once as I walked into a restroom on 8. I turned right around and walked out. I knew Clinton would want to talk as he wrung himself out. Urinal cake aroma wafting up. Fucking Clinton. Glad-hander. Wash them hands. Don't talk to me, Clinton.

[DarienComp]

65. love it.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[swag]

66. You are kind.

[no name no slogan]

67. Bill Clinton made me heterosexual

At least, I'm fairly certain it was him.

[AlCzervik]

68. It's Clinton's fault that "Different Strokes" is available "On Demand"

[bikebloke]

69. Flat tires

When Clinton was in office, I had some flat tires on my bike. The bastard!