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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:50 AM Original message |
CONFESS! If I was an NSA spy tapping your phone what secrets would I learn |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. Well, I guess they'd learn I'm talking about bathroom fixtures. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:55 AM Original message |
Sweetie I adore you but don't quit your daytime job |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Delete |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:18 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. Seriously, though... |
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Lochloosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
3. I would have to know you a lot better |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I'm tapping your phone anyways so isn't knowing you a moot point |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
5. That I don't talk on the phone very often, and when I do it's usually |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 09:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. We aren't worried about you - it's your MOM we're after |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
7. That, one the main phone we have, |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
8. The only calls I get are from telemarketers |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
9. they would learn my teenage daughter can talk for hours and hours and... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
11. That I have a sexy voice... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:21 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. And that you lure people into listening to Molly Hatchet |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
13. That my wife loves QVC. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:38 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Yes but what is she buying from QVC and are her purchases |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
15. All kinds of scandalous church gossip... |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
16. That I don't answer the phone. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
17. That all depends on which one of my phones you were tapping. |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
18. Where we'll be playing poker on Friday nights. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:36 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Yeah, I bet it's homemade 'baby food' |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:11 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. Yep, and here's my proof. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 03:13 PM Response to Reply #34 |
45. And you think a picture of a cute kid is gonna me me buy your story |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
19. That my mom is a card shark |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
20. you would be bored silly |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
22. Confession time? |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
32. Freaky ... |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:13 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. I knew we were meant for each other |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 02:09 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Mine has a nice vineyard in Tuscany now, |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
23. That DS1 and I spend a ~lot~ of time on the phone together. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:41 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. You do know that DS1 is on the "no-fly" lists |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:47 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Contrary to popular belief, |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 03:10 PM Response to Reply #24 |
44. It's |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 03:15 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Sweetie, I'm Pennsylvania Dutch |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. In the last 24 hours- more about my friend's sex life than you would ever |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
27. Jack Shit |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:50 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. This is the Bush administration - you think they care about time & money |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
29. Nothing you could use, unless... |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:33 PM Response to Reply #29 |
38. now I wanna BE an NSA Agent! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
30. not much, other than my wife speaks Chinese |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
31. Well, there was that one time that I ... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. That GOPisEvil is always telling me how hot LynneSin is. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
36. No one ever calls for me. It's always for my wife or daughter. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
37. That I would NOT like to save money with a new long distance carrier |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
39. We're having pho for dinner |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
41. They would know that I was fibbing to MrG when I told him I "tried" |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
42. Days of our Lives is alive and well in my family |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
43. Oooh interesting question, but if I told you then I would have to... |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
47. well, my mom is irked that I don't call/write more often! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-25-06 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
48. None |
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