Who really needs a foot-long hotdog?

[LaraMN]

A normal bun can only accomodate so much length, anyway. A plumper hot dog might be good, but what difference does length really make?

Bun-length seems perfectly adequate to me.

[GOPisEvil]

1. So girth is better than length.

Got it. :evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. YES!

:crazy:

[StaggerLee]

2. Weenie envy

No one wants to get busted shoving a little weenie in their mouth when they could be havin' one of those 12" bad lads.

yeah.

[LaraMN]

7. I bet freepers are keeping the foot-long industry afloat.

Overcompensation is such a sad thing.

[aclog]

3. I used to get these footlongs in Vegas

and to tell the truth I could never bring myself to finish one.

[Richardo]

5. .

[XNASA]

6. Bun length?

:spray:

[ET Awful]

8. The ultimate Fundie, Ned Flanders, says that foot-longs make him

nervous :P.

[jobycom]

9. Wow.

Well done.

[Ohio Joe]

10. mmmmmm

Dairy Queens foot long chile dogs. I just love em :)

[Sugar Smack]

11. And for that matter, where's HypnoToad?

;-) :D

[LaraMN]

14. No doubt, this posts is practically a summons for him, isn't it?

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

17. You'd think his sensor would have gone off by now!!!

:rofl:

*looks around* Hypnotoad? Where you AT?

[Deja Q]

31. !

:spray:

Dunno how I missed it, I just needed a little help from a friend. ;) She had to lead me here... O8)

[Sugar Smack]

32. I'm an ANGEL?

Why, Thank you dear HypnoToad! I'd never want to get between you & your footlongs!

;-)

[Deja Q]

33. You said a mouthful!

:rofl:

[dolo amber]

12. Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've said THAT...

I'd have lots of dollars. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

15. With which to buy delectable condiments, to add to your enjoyment!

:P :rofl:

[WeRQ4U]

13. A girl told me once that size DOES matter.

:hide:

Purely anecdotal, but the foot long dog DOES come with a foot long bun. I know becasue I accidendally ordered one at a High School basketball game last week.

[leftofthedial]

16. ugly, poor guys

all need a foot-long hot dog

[dr.strangelove]

18. In all things, size matters, but it can be too long.

[HEyHEY]

19. I'm sure this guy will take happily scarf one down

[redqueen]

20. Yes, plump is definitely better than too long.

Bun-length is perfect, I agree.

[jpgray]

21. I'd make some joke about extra hotdog meaning extra relish

But I've punned myself dry elsewhere.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4646680

[DS1]

22. Holy shit

:crazy:

[jpgray]

23. I'm looking to create the most obnoxious series of posts in DU history

[DS1]

24. I dunno

Posting the names of each of the characters in Friends yesterday, by me, was pretty damn obnoxious

[jpgray]

26. I missed that

In a sense. :dunce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. They go with the cap

And I won't even mention the Kielbasa Lady. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

27. Two things:

1. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4574649

2. I've got both foot-longs and plumpers, whatever that means... :rofl: (that was also carefully worded because I don't want to make anything sound like a raunchy gross double-entendre... :rofl: )

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Me ....

I'm a size queen.

[Gold Metal Flake]

29. As Joseph Campbell might say...

Follow your bliss. :-)

[robbedvoter]

30. MMMM...Food!