Post your subverted repuke jokes. Here's some of mine.

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Two boys in Texas were playing baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A conservative newspaper reporter from the Washington Times witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Texas Ranger Fan Saves Friend from Jaws Of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Texas Ranger fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "George W Bush Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog attack"

"But I'm not a Bush fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Texas Ranger or Bush or Delay. What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Red Sox Fan and I really like John Kerry" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Commie Midget Kills beloved Family Pet."

-Thanks to babylonsister

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Red Ant Story

A worker ant, was tired and hungry having never had a day off in his life. Being more individualistic then most ants he thought he might see if he could at least get one more meager ration of ant food from the army ants that ran the ant colony. Walking up to a mean looking soldier ant doling out ant food he asked, "Please sir can I have another?". The soldier ant panicked never having heard a worker ask such a seditious question before. He immediately called on the police ants to round up all worker ants and imprison them. Of course this brought out the reporter gnats to cover the new rebellion.

Pat "the Bear" Buchanan announces on CNN that these are obviously red ants and calls for a Republican Jihad on all liberal influences in ant colonies.

Ken "the Anteater" Starr starts an investigation that consumes fifty-million portions of ant food and is still ongoing four years later. Several lurid stories of ant sex parties suddenly show up in the press

Corporate Cockroaches raid the ant colony assets and outsource the food making operation "off shore" (the other side of the stream) where they can get cheap brown ant labor.

Dan Quayle asks why are "Aunts" working when they should be home baking cookies.

Pat Robertson asks who is perverting the good drone mentality of the worker ants. He then blames the grasshopper and uses his political action group "The Moral Mites" to spread his message via e-mail.

George W. Bush stops by to mumble a few words in ant speak before rushing off to raise campaign funds and party at the local W.A.S.P. nest.

Meanwhile most of the ant colony is dead anyway because of toxic bear shit floating downstream. Reaganites declare that this is a normal phase of a market economy and proves Reagan's trickle down theory really works.

Rush Limbaugh argues that bear shit is actually good for the stream.

-Got this from a conservative fellow worker. I tweaked it and sent it back. He was amazed that there was a "Liberal version." Got more? I've got an extensive collection of Liberal jokes here: http://www.ediablo.com/ediablojokes.html